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Put the shoes on
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Naked except for my socks and sandals.
I don't think I would like that feeling.
The shoes stay on during sex.
If you haven't done this before, there's no time like the present. Also, go outside in your front yard. That pretty much maximizes the effect.
Naked to the elements
Hat.
Well if you're gonna go outside naked, it's the sensible thing to do.
Even more true if you're one of many who remove shoes in the house. Shoes are an outside thing only and if they're the only thing you have on, something has gone tricky terribly awry.
As someone who would routinely go around Seattle naked on my bike this is 100% true. Something about shoes and a helmet feels way more naked than actually naked
Ever since I was a kid I, and other men, have had to occasionally remind women that if the air conditioning is too cold then can they please just put on a sweater because there's only so much clothing we can remove before we either run out of options or somebody calls the cops.
I have a sizable piece of property out in the middle of nowhere. Gotta say, going walkabout wearing only socks and shoes is the BEST!
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try taking off some of your buttholes
With or without socks?
With socks. Otherwise, you're focused on the weird feeling of wearing shoes without socks.
Only without socks.
You are not going on a date with my daughter young man, not with that attitude.
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
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