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[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago

Plants don't want to they just do. The human experience is wanting the freak, not being born into it.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

Dendrologists: [heavy breathing]

In all seriousness, isn't it pretty unlikely that alien life could interbreed with terran life even if they also used DNA with the same bases?

[-] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

We won't know until we try

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Scientist 1: "How are things coming along with our test subjects?"

Scientist 2: "I don't know, it's about time to check back in with them."

Scientist 2: "Hey, Mike? How's it going?"

Mike: "Not too bad. There have been some challenges, but I think we got a few things worked out."

Scientist 2: "Oh...my. was that it's--"

Mike: "No, I don't think so, but it seems like it was mutually enjoyable, though, so write that down."

[Trilling noises in the background]

[-] vrek@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

But think of the splinters... Oh god... Think of the splinters... Mike should get hazard pay

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Bold of you to assume Mike isn't paying for the privilege.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

True, all I'm going to say is if you look up videos on "cbt therapy" make sure to put therapy in the search and/or have safe search on, as a result I believe Mike may enjoy the splinters

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

The upsetting part about this is the 't' already stands for therapy. And nothing else

[-] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I'll give you a more complete response after I go to the atm machine where I'll enter my pin number. ๐Ÿ˜œ

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

sighs in overwhelming redundancy

Actually I loved that haha

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

It's extremely unlikely that their DNA has the same translation semantics into proteins.

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

Not unless there is a common ancestor, which is theoretically possible. But yeah, extremely unlikely.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Wow. So I went looking if people actually knew when our codon system appeared.

Turns out that there are 26 slightly different systems on Earth right now, and there are good reasons to expect random alien life to have a system that looks like ours, but is different enough to not be compatible.

[-] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Incredibly. Even very closely related organisms can have a hard time breeding

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I know I'm having a hard time breeding

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Well it seems safe to say it's at least as unlikely as a terran species being able to breed with some randomly selected other terran species.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Even when possible, it's often inadvisable as we learned from the monkapotamus in Drew Carey's famous documentary: https://youtu.be/BLbJC7LeC8E

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

Some plant aliens land and discover the air itself gets them pregnant from all the pollen freely flying around from such numerous and primitive plant life. Terra is the plant equivalent of an unbridled sex planet.

[-] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

I've got a relevant SMBC for that

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Xenophytophilia is my favorite word in the English language

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

If you like the idea of alien plant based fiction check out Semiosis by Sue Burke. Recommend going in blind

[-] Barrymore@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Or the Infected trilogy by Scott Sigler

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Ooh, I'll add it to the list

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago

What would happen if I crossbred with citrus? ๐Ÿค”

[-] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I once had a short-lived romance with a Hanks Hard Lemonade

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago

Doctors hate this one simple trick

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

Serious question: I know many oaks can crossbreed with each other, but do oaks actually crossbreed with non-oaks?

[-] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

they can apparently even crossbreed with professors!

then they will try to domesticate us. I've read the literature

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago
[-] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

How do you know if this hasn't happened already?

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