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So Elon's a "visionary" who wants to turn X into a single website where you can do everything — kinda like Yahoo!

He wants his new MySpaceX portal to be a website...

Where you can message people: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Messenger

Where you can stream audio: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broadcast.com

Where you can stream videos: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Screen

Where you can create social media posts: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_360%C2%B0

Where you can manage your finances: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Finance

Where you can share photos: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Photos

Where you can earn money publishing content: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Publisher_Network

Where you can find a job: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_HotJobs

Where you can buy and sell stuff: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Auctions

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this truly is a vision for the future — if by "the future" you mean 1997.

#tech #technology #twitter #X #musk #ElonMusk @technology #yahoo

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[-] Blaubarschmann@feddit.de 97 points 1 year ago

That's a basic rule that can be applied to lots of things: If a company offers a lot of different products or one product that can do everything, usually none of those are really good. Typical example would be a restaurant that serves everything from pizza/pasta, asian cuisine/sushi to steak, burgers and so on

[-] Sina@beehaw.org 22 points 1 year ago

"If a company offers a lot of different products or one product that can do everything, usually none of those are really good. "

I wish this applied to Google xD (Their search & web browser used to be good. Their cloud/photo storage and email services are still amazing.)

[-] ajsadauskas@aus.social 40 points 1 year ago

@Sina @Blaubarschmann Google is more like a restaurant that has a large chalk board covered with specials. The kind that has a soup of the day, and a fish of the day, and a chef's special.

There are a few core menu items that are perennials on its printed menu. Search, maps, photos, ads, Gmail, Google Docs, Chrome, Android, Chromebook, YouTube...

Then there's the messaging app of the day, the TV platform of the day, the flavour-of-the-month device selection...

[-] kool_newt@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

And a bunch of items you really don't want to order even if they are technically on the menu.

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[-] jimp@beehaw.org 49 points 1 year ago

He's trying to make zombo.com, but with an X.

Welcome to Xombocom. This is Xombocom. You can do anything at Xombocom. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself!

/Anything is possible!

[-] snowbell@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago

History repeats itself...at xombocom

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[-] silentdon@beehaw.org 49 points 1 year ago

I can't wait until he starts up the video streaming section as x videos.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 43 points 1 year ago

I think his ideal business model is WeChat, which is extensively used in China.

Unfortunately he hasn't factored in "Get literally everything else banned by the government".

[-] FlickOfTheBean@beehaw.org 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

....I mean that could explain his very alt-right bent...

Endorse a fascist into office then ban the rest (this is no more likely than any general conspiracy theory though. We'll have to wait and see if that's what his actions actually align with in this coming election season to give this theory any actual weight)

[-] lorez@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago

I switched to Mastodon yesterday.

[-] SubPrimeBadger@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 year ago

I signed up for mastodon when he bought Twitter. The challenge is that I never actually used Twitter so I am lost on what to do with Mastadon. I repost and star posts that are fun but can’t figure out how to follow the conversation. Happy with Lemmy since it’s much easier to follow each conversation. Maybe I’m using Microblogging wrong.

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[-] zucky@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago

If by "the future" you mean 1997

That's funny because part of the reason Musk wanted to turn Twitter to X was because he's been squatting on the domain since the late 90s

[-] rat@ag.batlord.org 15 points 1 year ago

Nah, he bought it from Paypal in 2017.

[-] zucky@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

He founded X.com which became PayPal. No one buys a domain back 2 decades later for no reason, unless you're a manchild who's been having wet dreams about it and can't let that stupid name go

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

x.com merged with Paypal. He tried to hamstring Paypal, was removed, then x.com died as people preferred the Paypal brand.

[-] trachemys@iusearchlinux.fyi 8 points 1 year ago

I wonder if he knows about the game Xcom

[-] kuna@szmer.info 15 points 1 year ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago

That sectoid's shit eating grin

[-] MagicalHammer@lemmynsfw.com 24 points 1 year ago

I just hope he calls his video service xvideos

[-] jarfil@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

Hope he makes one just for watching hamsters, could call it xhamster...

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[-] oxjox@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

You forgot use it as a bank, hail transportation, order food.

Yes, his idea of the everything app was reportedly conceived in 1999.

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[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago

May he sink a lot of money into his vision.

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.one 22 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile, TikTok has added text posts. For 1 billion monthly active users.

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[-] Grant_M@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago

It's like Yahoo, except for Nazis!

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[-] clement@ck.villisek.fr 20 points 1 year ago

@ajsadauskas@aus.social @technology@beehaw.org for photos, Flickr also fits: it is owned by Yahoo since 2005

[-] mnrockclimber@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago

I get the sentiment, but Flickr hasn’t been owned by Yahoo for a while. They were purchased by the folks that run SmugMug.

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[-] Lockpro@mstdn.social 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

@ajsadauskas @technology He couldn't even be bothered to create an actual unique logo. Instead he used a public domain Unicode character. (U+1D54F). I hear the Xodus has begun and the bird site is slowly being Xpunged :) He couldn't even get the sign replaced without controversy.

[-] FullOnElectric@mstdn.ca 10 points 1 year ago

@Lockpro @ajsadauskas @technology oh, it isn’t unique, but X.com has been in Elon’s head since 1993 when he worked for the Bank of Nova Scotia for a summer job assistant to the VP Strategic planning. It was’nt BNS’s plan, but Elon’s to put every banking function online. A few years later #Xcom was operating in SiValley, but Elon’s Board lost confidence in his grand design, and removed him as CEO. ../2

[-] FullOnElectric@mstdn.ca 14 points 1 year ago

@Lockpro @ajsadauskas @technology

Instead they focussed on payments only, which was the plan of a failing startup that merged with X.com a few months earlier - it was operating down the hall from X.coms small 2nd floor office. The name of that startup ended up replacing X.com’s — PayPal.

In 2003 PayPal was sold to EBay and Elon’s share of the sold company funded his investment in two new startups, Tesla, and SpaceX. His share after tax was USD $300M.

[-] zhunk@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

I hear the Xodus has begun and the bird site is slowly being Xpunged

There hasn't been much movement to Mastodon this time compared to when the rate limiting was going on. It looks like there was a decent new user spike yesterday, but the rate limit thing caused a big sustained increase for days.

(Based on @mastodonusercount@mastodon.social )

[-] Elwollito@muenchen.social 16 points 1 year ago
[-] swnt@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

I mean... it's also a step back - which kinda fits the entire fiasco well

[-] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 year ago

This is what happens when you keep telling a person that all their ideas matter.

[-] emma@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago

Has fond memories of the Yahoo Answers Etiquette section.

[-] AbidanYre@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago

Maybe we'll finally get an answer to the age old question.

"How is babby formed?"

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[-] Banzai51@midwest.social 14 points 1 year ago

What devs are going to make any of this "vision" happen? He let them go, and only kept the devs he can rule by fear. More to the point, IF Twitter tries to hire, who the fuck would answer that call to be ruled in an atmosphere of fear?

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[-] brad@toad.work 13 points 1 year ago

Unrelated but I'm very impressed with how well this posted to Lemmy from Mastodon. Exceptional

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[-] Monologue@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago

and probably spectacularly sucking at everything

[-] mister_monster@monero.town 11 points 1 year ago

No, no you misunderstand...

The holy grail for these big corps is to replicate wechat. It's the everything app for over a billion people. Can you imagine the level of control you could exert over a population with a tool like that? It's everyone's wet dream to have something like that for Europe and the US.

And I mean everyone, not just Twitter. Facebook wants to do it, Google wants to do it. People who have never seen it in action don't really get it, there is no analog to wechat in the west. It's a chat program? With PayPal in it? No. You can pay parking tickets in wechat. This is what they're trying to turn Twitter into.

[-] MortyMcFry@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago

Kinda like Yahoo! that is dead too

[-] pglpm@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Musk's attitude is "It's mine, I can do whatever I please". In the long run a person's reply to this attitude is "Fair enough, keep it. I'll use something else". Like I and many others have.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago
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[-] ConsciousCode@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago

Isn't this just a web browser? Magical do-all app

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