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Congratulations! You've given birth to a beautiful baby [object Object].
Why is this a surprise to anyone? Didn't your parents sit you down when you were a teenager and tell you to install the Noscript browser extension so you wouldn't get pergant [sic]?
you gotta be crazy to let JavaScript run on your body. #prochoice
Click here to download the Impregnation Wizard.
how is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
¡¿Can u get... prrrreganté?!
Naturally
Brendan Eich isn't going to like this.
This is what happens when you dare to temporarily disable NoScript. You get preggers!
Ok MtF folks, we have found the secret
surgeons are like. meat wizards.
#include <sys/types.h> #include <signal.h> #include <unistd.h>
int main() { pid_t pid = fork(); if (pid == 0) { // Child process while (1); } else { // Parent process sleep(2); kill(pid, SIGKILL); // Force kill child printf("Child process killed.\n"); } return 0; }
Now that's just cruel.
The cruelest part is not formatting it correctly :c
#include <sys/types.h>
#include <signal.h>
#include <unistd.h>
int main() {
pid_t pid = fork();
if (pid == 0) {
// Child process
while (1);
} else {
// Parent process
sleep(2);
kill(pid, SIGKILL); // Force kill child
printf("Child process killed.\n");
}
return 0;
}
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