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[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 49 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no Mr Trump please don't erode your relationships with your ~~vassals~~ allies, the left would be just devastated I tell you.

[-] MerryJaneDoe@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Fun fact, Japan's constitution limits its military force to defensive capabilities only. They get the lion's share (97%) of their military equipment from the US. Japan has, in recent years, worked towards revising the definition of "defense" to include more offensive weapons, and allocate more money to defense spending.

So, yeah, vassal - and a good customer, too.

[-] doleo@lemmy.one 36 points 2 weeks ago

I just can't. That name, operation epic fury. I still just... cant.

[-] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago

Epstein Fury is probably the correct name for it

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago

Operation AIPAC fury

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

That character 'Cypher Raige' from Will Smith's After Earth, except it's our reality now

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Someone actually watched that movie?

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I have to tell you Mr. President, I don't appreciate ironic titles. Other officers will have to use this as reference. If it's 'EPIC FURY', or 'COCK FINGER,' they're not going to get it. They're going to think: a cock finger started this war. lt-kitsuragi

[-] casskaydee@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Mr. Cool Ice

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

The big beautiful bill

Operation epic fury

In fifty years, when kids are scrolling through their ipads about this time in history, he's going to be a hilarious page or two

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

So about that bill - i found out that if you are married but file separate they flat out deny you the overtime credit.

[-] Ishmael@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago

How come no one told Trump about Pearl Harbor five years before he was born???

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

His brain is literally the bit about manatees writing family guy episodes

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

And then Trump had this wonderful idea what if Japan were enemies again instead of allies?

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Someone please book Trump a trip to Hiroshima and give him a microphone.

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