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inb4 Mossad gets him
That would be so fucking funny.
movie idea: slapstick comedy where a Mossad hit team and a Saudi Arabian hit team are both trying to kill Musk and keep accidentally interfering with each other
Add a Ukranian nazi hit team as well
please it would be so funny and is the least we deserve in this cringe hellworld
That Zapruder excerpt omg
But also more like this : https://www.latimes.com/world/middleeast/la-fg-cia-pentagon-isis-20160327-story.html
In the style of a Snatch or a Lock Stock, I'd watch it
critical support for mossad getting Eichmann and 
Lol they said they're cutting all ties with him completely over this. Critical support to Elon for becoming an enemy of the Israeli state
He’s finally getting his revenge against his apartheid supporting father
does Israel have satellite takedown missiles?
They could just claim the target as Hamas and bomb the dish, like they've been doing.
I have information from a very serious source that Hamas is building concrete bunkers into existing satellites
The source : it came to me in a prophetic vision
It was actually a Hamas rocket that took out those satellites. The “go back down” Chip malfunctioned and it went into low earth orbit.
I assume they could just jam radio signals.
I think that's easier said than done with Starlink - the system is highly directional, you'd have to beam noise into the dish from the direction it's pointed in
Morbidly, they could also just bomb where the dishes are
It's a bidirectional connection, so yeah, this is the most likely solution. The big drones employed by the US and Israeli air forces are equipped with SIGINT hardware to pinpoint radios, cell phones, and other transmitters on the ground so they can be targeted for strikes. Starlink uses directional antennas but it's a phased directional antenna sending out a cone and not a beam like a laser. The radio frequencies used by Starlink are public information and because SpaceX has an exclusive license to use those bands, it's extremely easy to identify and target Starlink modems on the ground.
Very high gain antenna, but also a low power and long range link. Jamming is probably not difficult if you throw enough watts at the problem.
I think they have. one of their AA missiles is anti satelite
Didn’t he just sell Starlink to the IDF when the war began?
This is it Elon. This is the time to be a vindictive manchild and dig yourself further into this situation because Israel was mean to you on the internet. Promise we won't even make fun of you this time.
let them fight
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