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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Beep@lemmus.org to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

IRGC Spokesman Ebrahim Zolfaghari mocks Trump in English:

Hey Trump, you are fired! You are familiar with this sentence.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Source: Clash Report, (2).

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[-] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago

Hahahahaha, good one! But you know what would be the funniest comeback ever? Assassinating Trump just like he did your guys! C'mon, you know you want to. There's a good chance you get nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize!

[-] dantel@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

Maybe, but the FIFA peace prize might be out of reach forever then. I'm not sure they're willing to risk that.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Nah, JD Vance is a bad person to take over.

[-] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Sure he's awful but he can't be as bad as Trump.

He doesn't seem to want war. So there's that.

Plus doesn't seem to be a pedo.

The bar is very low.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Plus at least he has a beard.

Oh and facial hair, too.

[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

“Bad person” is like a qualification at this point. I’d take JV Dunce over this raging geriatric kleptomaniac paycho and his blitz of nonstop carnage. Seriously, Vance is weak. He will step into Trump’s shoes and promptly begin melting.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

There are no good choices in a fascist autocracy.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Is Vance better or worse than the current sitiation

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Respectfully. I know shit and shit-adjacent when I see it. Look around. It's in a book, just take a look. A reading rainbow.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Peter pedophile Thiel will be president if Trump dies Vance is just his proxy

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I am allowed to nominate (I have an appropriate degree and I have maintained my ties to a university system) so like...

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