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Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard (midwest.social)
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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He should have realized he was dreaming when she started kissing him back.

[-] katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Fuck that's dark, but I did lol.

[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

When she consented, it became his nightmare.

[-] foodandart@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

Eugggggghhhh! Oh.. poor doggo!

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

I’m pretty sure that’s animal abuse.

[-] homes@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago

Grab ‘em by the dog face

[-] m3t00@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

blames rabies on friendly dog that wants to eat barf

[-] TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com 2 points 1 month ago

@HootinNHollerin 😅

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Looks more like he just finished Bubba again.

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

He's the first president to not own a dog

[-] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That made me curious enough to look it up.

It's not true; only 33 out of 45 presidents have owned dogs. However, Trump is the first since William McKinley not to own one, and is one of only two (the other being James K. Polk) to not own a pet at all.

https://potus.com/presidential-facts/types-of-pets/

this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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