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[-] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 hour ago

This is clearly fake, the MK theme would go off at any wedding.

Source: former wedding DJ

[-] StealthLizardDrop@piefed.social 3 points 1 hour ago

i desperately need to know the rest of the story

[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 46 points 5 hours ago

People are fighting at your wedding and you're getting mad at the DJ....

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

Personally I always get mad at the fake DJ when he makes a punchline at the end of my joke wedding text

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

Apparently someone has never been to a southern wedding.

[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I'm originally from North Florida, which is basically Georgia/Alabama. I've been to many weddings and am also married. I've seen maybe two arguments, but never a fight.

Southern hospitality extends to weddings and most never have issues.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

you have experienced a very different southern hospitality than i have. are you straight, white, and healthy?

[-] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

A southern wedding with our at least 3 deaths is considered a boring affair.

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 55 points 6 hours ago

I saw a video once of some people getting into a fight near a party and when the dj switches to the rocky theme you can visibly see the fighters getting pumped up. It was hilarious.

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 hours ago
[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 hours ago

FINISH HIM!!!

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 hours ago

A good DJ know when to drop the beat.

this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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