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All of a sudden he thinks that it's a spectacular plan. (lemmy.world)

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[-] jonesey71@lemmus.org 22 points 2 weeks ago

The only reason he would marry a 9 year old is to give a pretend legitimacy to the fact that he is going to rape her. He already raped children without that veil of decency, why would he start now. No one is fooled, he would just rape her without bothering with the pretend stuff like religion.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

thank you for reminding me of the depressing semester my high school sophomore year where a freshman married a 26 year old creepy police officer academy dropout. they tried to do it in-state, but they needed both parental and judicial approval. the parents said "well they're going to have sex anyways so if they get married at least they won't be sinning [according to our cult ass religion]". To the judge. The judge spent an hour yelling at both sets of parents how they had failed at protecting the 14 year old from the pedo 26 year old cop.

A month later, they got married in Reno. Across state lines. Sounds a lot like trafficking to me.

Both of their parents and older siblings were completely ostracized. Younger siblings weren't blamed, but the older ones were expected to beat the shit out of the cop wannabe. They did not, and once he was married, the change in marital status (even though it was to a child) got him in the door at the academy. But after a year their parents and siblings moved to Utah.

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

whatthefuck

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Right? That feels like n appropriate reaction. Thank you.

It's the thing I think of when they say "child marriage is legal with judicial approval" like, no judge I've ever met would stand for that shit (and I grew up at the courthouse, dad had me delivering documents. Wish he delivered some cash for that) but I mean that might just be a product of my locale.

[-] popularpenguin@piefed.social 18 points 2 weeks ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

[-] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

DONALD J. TRUMP

[-] LightYagami@lemmus.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Because of this guy, I can't use this sentence anymore that I used too :(

[-] const_void@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago

Americans elected a pedophile and don’t even care

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Why does your country buy arms and goods from the USA and use the US Dollar in international trade?

It's like people from your country don't even care and they are fine doing business with pedophiles.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Islam limits you to 4 wives, though, which is a problem for Trump because golf courses have 18 holes.

[-] Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but you can have unlimited slaves, (Jariya).

[-] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

But, like 4 at a time, or 4 in total? Because he could rotate them through if necessary, he wouldn't have a problem with that.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Twelver Shia will let you get a temporary marriage, in case you want to fuck a prostitute. So you could probably rotate through a harem.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Islam probably also has some sort of prohibition against burying your dead wife in an unmarked grave on your golf course, so I think the point is moot.

[-] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

I bet he could seriously do this and nothing would change. Maga would think what insanity fox news would tell them.

[-] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Maga would support it because most Maga are pedos anyway. There's always some Maga pastor etc in the news each week for molesting kids or having a computer full of CSAM.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

~~week~~ day

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago

Have you heard of The Epstein files?

It appears that a ton of his pedophile friends weren't MAGA, and were in fact the wealthiest of "the left" and "the right".

Why do you want to pretend otherwise? Deflection, probably.

[-] Cattail@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Wait till you read the Bible And Moses' soldiers took in underaged spoils of war as sex slaves

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Judaism, Christianity, Muslim; all have a long history of enslaving, raping, plundering, and murdering, with centuries of evidence and justification in their scriptures.

We can't abolish religion, that just gets them excited, they all love to be martyrs. So, tax them, like everybody else.

They can bitch about taxes and everyone else on Earth will be like "yeah it's a bummer". Why I have to finance their horror show is beyond me.

And remember, their tax benefits are far above and beyond what any non-profit charity gets.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 2 weeks ago

At least for Christianity, Jesus was in favour of paying taxes, so churches should follow what Jesus taught.

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Judaism, Christianity, Muslim; all have a long history...

But it's "curious" how we only hear about one of these religions.

This meme is somewhat based on the assumption that Christianity and Judaism are somehow different.

That's the foundation of liberal islamophobia like this.

[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

So that's what Trump and Iran have talked about....

[-] dotCody@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Its a terrific deal, a FANtasTic deal! And only i could have come up with it, Don-Al-Shabir Dump of Saudi Arabia! I love the Saudis - especially that MBS guy!

[-] Vreyan31@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

He's not interested in a 9yo wife.

That is someone he'd have to pay to take care of.

And worse - she would grow up....

His joy is in treating people, including young children, like toilet paper.

Disposable.

Use them, get off on their tears and pain, confusion and begging, then throw them away.

This meme doesn't understand how rapists like our POTUS work. And people need to understand.

His whole personality is about exploiting everyone he can and getting off on it. As much as possible.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

That was a different culture. It's 26 with inflation /s

[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

Slop

[-] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Its a meme dawg.

I dislike AI taking jobs and shit but for memes, fuck it send it.

Shit was funny.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Does that make it an funny joke?

[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

No, it was unfunny already

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social -1 points 2 weeks ago

Poor baby

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I am not even mad you are turning class war into religion war, just disappointed you use AI for this.

[-] RabbitBBQ@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

This post made me "do my own research" and it's true... Mohammed did marry a 9 year old.

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