Sharks Are Testing Positive For Cocaine And Caffeine in The Bahamas (www.sciencealert.com)

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[-] Concave1142@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Now we need a Cocaine Shark movie like we had Cocaine Bear!

[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

The "Cocaine ____" franchise really dies after the fifteenth movie, Cocaine Shrew. They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for animals to drug up!

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I would watch Crack Hamster. It couldn't be any harder going than the Crack Fox.

[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

sad. poor things.

"The research team analyzed blood samples from 85 sharks captured around Eleuthera, one of the most remote islands in the Bahamas. Of those sharks, 28 had drugs of some description in their system."