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[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 33 points 4 weeks ago

Looksmaxxers are some of the most closeted people with the way they talk about other men and their bodies. In another world a lot of them would probably come out if toxic masculinity didn’t make them feel lesser for it.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

He keeps talking about how men are naturally more attractive.

[-] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

Ohhhh he's the next coming of Milo

[-] RuthBaderGonesburg@hexbear.net 31 points 4 weeks ago

He will face no consequences

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

because his face is already the consequences?

[-] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 29 points 4 weeks ago

God, he's not even attractive. I don't know what he's done to his face but there's something off.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 4 weeks ago

I don't know what he's done to his face but there's something off.

He smashes his chin with a hammer for some DIY plastic surgery. No, I'm not joking.

[-] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 19 points 4 weeks ago

Horrific. There are people who look similar to him naturally who are incredibly attractive, he just looks like an alien.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 4 weeks ago

It's the eyes

That's a cat-strangler's stare

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 36 points 4 weeks ago

Dennismaxxing

[-] RuthBaderGonesburg@hexbear.net 14 points 4 weeks ago

Eh he’s good looking but nothing special. Good chunk of the guys at my local planet fitness are better looking, and they didn’t spend thousands in plastic surgery or smash their face with a hammer.

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

His face looks good but he’s plucked his eyebrows all fucked up. Two perfect rectangles like Frank Grimes

[-] Lurkmore@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

Isn't that, specifically, his whole problem though? That he must looksmaxx because he isn't attractive by default.

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

His whole problem is intense insecurity and self-objectification, or at least that's what is was before and now it's probably just that he's a drug-addled fascist whose brain is so rotten from the internet he makes me look normal.

(I'm not saying the meth makes him fascist, but that his absurd "stack" of legal and illegal drugs is probably seriously doing a number on him both physically and mentally. How that connects to his politics, if at all, is hard to say, it's just clearly bad for him regardless.)

[-] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I don't really know enough about it to say honestly. Seems a bit weird that the posterboy for looksmaxxing isn't even good looking himself. He's like a facsimile of good looking. (Although I acknowledge it's not really fair to judge him based on a mugshot.)

[-] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

It's the hammering to the face he does to himself

[-] dead@hexbear.net 20 points 4 weeks ago

Whenever I see this guy, it reminds me of Zoolander. There's so many similarities, even the goofy name. I can imagine him saying ""Did you ever think there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking?""

[-] Salah@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago

He says that all the time but with different words

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 4 weeks ago

Large swathes of the human population unironically think this mid fuckboy has profound thoughts on anything.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago

Clavicular? more like Sad Dick 'n' Ball Hair.

blammo, gottem.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago
[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Bad internet person who started very very young and has been a deranged person for a long time now despite only being 20 due to that fame and obsession and has a big audience of children he causes mental poison for

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

Unsurprising he did more crimes

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

as with most things on the Internet these days I'm happy to report i have no idea who that is nor do i care who that is

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