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An oldie but a goodie (thecanadian.social)
submitted 2 years ago by Masimatutu@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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  • Cat always lands on her feet.
  • Bread with butter always fall buttered side down.
  • Fasten the bread with butter to cat's back.
  • Cat will keep rotating and never fall on the ground.
  • Attach the cat-bread to the generator.
  • Infinite energy!
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[-] Geek_King@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago
[-] tpihkal@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Literally already documented and people are still asking.

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[-] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I love that video so much, lol

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 15 points 2 years ago
[-] netburnr@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah this is as old as dialup at least.

[-] joneskind@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

The true law of thermodynamics

[-] Saeculum@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Sadly, the design is unfeasible as eventually the rotational force either separates the bread from the butter, or liquidises the internal organs of the cat when they reach peak generating speed.

The rapid disassembly of the mechanism can cause quite an amount of damage as well.

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

It's ight they got nine lives.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Why don't you just butter both sides of the bread? Cats are fickle

[-] pheeef@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

That’s an engine sir.

[-] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Cat and bread attached to generator: not falling.

Not falling: not flipping.

[-] hswolf@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

yeah, for this idea to work you'd have to put a magnetic rod between the bread and the cat, and put the whole package inside a copper coil

[-] Flabbergassed@artemis.camp 6 points 2 years ago

People who expose free energy like this end up disappearing under mysterious circumstances.

[-] Napain@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

i sweat lemmy is just dad joke town

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Ahh, The Kinetic Cat-Toast Theory

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago
[-] cicadagen@ani.social 3 points 2 years ago

How do you attach cat to the generator? I see something sussy 0-0

[-] M137@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Are you 12 years old? I hope so for your own sake.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Right? It clearly goes into the cat’s rectum for stability.

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

They clearly haven't played postal 2

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 2 points 2 years ago

I don't know what Portal 2 has to do with it, but now you've got me thinking about the cat in the teleporter in Half Life 2

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Postal 2 not portal. You can stick your shotgun in a cat's anus and use it as a suppressor in postal 2.

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Ooh! My bad, I completely read it wrong, lol

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

apologies your logic is not convoluted enough to reach its natural conclusion

attaching the cat-bread to a generator would prevent it from falling, so it would stop rotating (no further need)
It would just be a motionless (apart from whatever the cat's doing, assuming it's still alive) and it wouldn't work
sorry!

best regards

[-] Paul_279@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Amerikanische Ingenieurskunst.

Los, Deutsche wir bauen damit ein Flugzeug.

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Deutsche, besetzt die Kommentarsektion!

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST NUN EIGENTUM DER BRD!

[-] WackyTabbacy42069@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago

Ich verstehe ein bisschen Deutsch, so ich bin okay mit das. Kein Problem

[-] dadaredone@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

now i doubt my physics, thanks!

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

Wo endet der Stock im letzten Bild?

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