The foulest stench is in the air

The funk of forty thousand years

And grisly ghouls from every tomb

Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shiver

For no mere mortal can resist

The evil of the thriller

(But imagine it in John de Lancie's voice instead of Vincent Price's)

Someone smarter than me please make a deepfake gif of Saru where MJ is I need it for reasons