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If Trump isn't roleplaying the Antichrist from the Book of Revelation, then I don't know what he's doing.
He just needs to get these meteorites and locusts going and it's pretty much perfect.
Well, Artemis II can do a flyby of the Alien Space Nazi Moonbase on the dark side and that will get the meteorites going. I'm not sure how he'll manage the locusts. Genetically modified grasshoppers?
They blew up a Starlink satellite a couple days ago; the debris will be reentering the atmosphere over the next couple days.
The term "locust" refers to "insect plagues" in general rather than mutated grasshoppers in particular. There is a new, mutated COVID variant circulating in 25 states that was nicknamed "Cicada".
Fun fact, there are only two continents without swarming locusts. Antarctica and North America.
The Rocky Mountain Locust went extinct sometime around 1900, which was some 30 years after the largest swarm ever recorded for any species of locust.
To be honest, that's kind of an unimaginative reading.
Nothing says the censers being thrust down from heaven have to be meteorites. They could be orbit-to-surface missiles.
Likewise, the "locusts" described aren't necessarily an insect infestation. They might just as easily be drone swarms.
You know, if we're taking the book of revelation seriously, at least...
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When’s the crucifixion? Will it be live streamed?
I am not convinced we can find a cross that is able to bear his weight
Shouldn’t stop us from trying.
When he at some point dies, i am sure that some people will be waiting for him on the third day to come back
With JFK. Jr
Frog chocking on listerine voice
“He may not appear alive but that’s actually a good thing because that gives you a chance to eat enough meats and ferments up to the point that you see the truth that he actually is alive.”
leans in throws arm over his shoulder
“I mean the bacteria are but let’s not get lost on the details. I saw a squirrel on the road earlier, you guys up for some heatless bbq?”
My god that couldn't fit better for a nurgle cultist.
Goddamnit, I wasn’t gonna start anymore armies!
I cannot wait for those inevitable crazy-assed news stories. His presidential funeral will bring out the craziest of the crazies. Someone will probably be killed for not showing the appropriate sympathy (probably me, who has already ordered a T-shirt with his quote about Robert Muller on it). Then, they will have to have police outside his compound as his followers await his second coming. It’s going to be prime TV, and the world will see how utterly crazy much of the US still is.
the world will see how utterly crazy much of the US still is
the world is looking while the Us is gradually becoming more and more crazy. At this point, there isn't much that can surprise us any more when it comes to the US
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They’ll AI generate the footage and sell it to the world as facts.
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Remember: both guys who almost killed Trump weren’t some “libruls”— they were far-right nutjobs who thought Trump wasn’t extreme enough. If Trump keeps poking this bear, they will try again.
It's could very well have been a false flag. Russia was stopped organizing a similar attempt on Orban to help his dwindling poll numbers.
Not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing
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lmao. Jesus, if he existed (debatable), gave fucks about people. Trump cares about no one but himself.
Jesus existed in the historical record, but his life is mythologized. We can only rely on interpretations such as this to help give us an understanding of what his life may have been like.
There were a lot of cults in that region in that time period. Jesus may well be an amalgamation of multiple cult leaders.
haha. that was epic.
Can easily be tested. Just crucify him on Friday, and check whether he left the grave on Sunday.
Stop, I can only get so erect.
Good, we need something to pound those nails.
Trump is not a political figure. This is a religious movement playing out in real time.
If they nail him to a cross and he's still around three days later, I'll vote for him.
Just like Jesus.
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The beatification of Trump shouldn't come as a surprise. During his four years in the Liberal Wilderness (you have to start building the mythology), there was a concerted effort to transform him into a Christian Prophet, which the media almost entirely ignored.
During the Biden years, Traitor General Michael Flynn organized a traveling road show of conservative/ evangelical speakers, called the ReAwaken America Tour, which I thought was a bizarre title, since that would make America "Woke," right? Anyway, I digress.
This tour featured speakers extolling the virtues of MAGA and White Christian Nationalism, with the common thread establishing Trump's religious plausibility. All of the MAGA All-Stars appeared at one time or another, but his daughter-in-law Lara, who he wasn't particularly fond of, was a regular. Her standard speech claimed that she was in direct daily contact with God himself, and he had explicitly told her that Trump was his chosen emissary to lead America into its White Christian Nationalist Future. She claims that God TOLD her that Trump was his personally anointed prophet, like Jesus himself.
If you're wondering what Trump thought about that, he later rewarded her with the co-chair of the RNC.
They basically were trying to establish him as a credible religious figure, the way the Apprentice established the myth of him being as a successful businessman. That was their post-Presidential plan, and if he hadn't won the presidency again, Plan B was creating a religion, and it looks like they're starting to dust off that plan again, in case he is forced to leave office in 2028.
The pivot to religion makes perfect sense. A political position can beg for money, but it is heavily regulated. A religion can beg for money from anyone, with no limits on amounts, sources, etc. Not only can they take whatever they want, from anyone they wanted, from anywhere they want, it's tax-exempt, and there are no requirement a to report ANYTHING, from donations to expenditures. It's the perfect operation for a money launderer, which has been Trump's primary business for years.
So when he's out of office, and facing corruption charges from every direction, expect them to play him as a martyr, being persecuted by the ANTIFA Atheists, comparing Trump to Jesus, and the judge to Pontius Pilate, in an attempt to intimidate the prosecution. You wouldn't prosecute JESUS would you?
Cool, so we'll be parading him through DC, nailing him to a cross, and jamming a spear in him later today then, right?
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The Antichrist checklist just keeps filling up. Good thing I don't believe in that shit. Apparently the evangelicals don't either.
He’s done so many things on that checklist it makes me start to wonder if maybe that shit was true after all.
You can now pray again, and worship again!
My favorite thing about Biden was how he banned prayer. That was really cool and based
Weird for a devout catholic, but I wasn't going to stop him
Good fucking grief. WTF do these people see in this guy that makes them want to suck up to him so badly? Hes a malignant narcissist sociopath piece of shit and is more closely related to the antichrist than anything else.
Trump: A malignant narcissist sociopath piece of shit more closely related to the antichrist than anything else.
Christian God: A malignant narcissiat sociopath piece of shit more closely related to the antichrist than anything else.
You can see where they got confused.
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Same woman btw There have been people put in straightjackets for less 🙃 But don't worry guys at least they're getting rid of the religious extremists in Iran 🤦♂️
Bro Amerikkka, the world's laughing at you 😂 I'm convinced that place is not real, a simulation. The most unserious country in the world
Also back in the day that kind of heresy would get you hanged, drawn and quartered or burnt at the stake if you were a woman like her (for the sake of decency since the victim was disembowelled and chopped into 4 pieces while still alive and burning was considered more lenient out of the 2 somehow) we should probably bring that back.
Hm, took long enough
Oh that's strange, I compare him to Hitler. Except Hitler didn't sexually abuse children.
If I were an Evangelical Christian, I would be screaming my lungs out that this is Antichrist territory.
I personally know someone that cited the bible to demonstrate how Trump was the antichrist. Yes, he sure did still vote for him, because the antichrist is better than a democrat.
Did the guy just ... tactically vote for the apocalypse?
A good chunk of them believe the Antichrist has to appear to Herald the end of days and they're 100% on board. It's a death cult.
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