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Donald Trump has warned the ‘crazy b******s’ in Iran to open up the Strait of Hormuz in a foul-mouthed social media post on Easter Sunday.

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[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 57 points 1 month ago

I'm ok with the fascism, reduction of our rights, human trafficking, pedophilia, rape, forced deportations, economic wars against our allies, bombing of civilians, war crimes, crimes against humanity, and bigotry against anyone that is not a cis het white man, but I draw a line at an American President cursing on Easter Sunday.

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 12 points 1 month ago

Jesus didn't rise from the dead for a dumb pedophile to curse for the entire world to observe. Ridiculous!

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 11 points 1 month ago

That's right, Jesus did it to find those DEI eggs.

[-] X@piefed.world 37 points 1 month ago

The Lord sometimes uses imperfect tools to do His Will. The ends occasionally justify the means.

— A frightening number of Christians

[-] Steve@startrek.website 29 points 1 month ago

Who hasn’t fucked a few kids anyway?

  • the same group
[-] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Remember when everyone turned on Howard Dean because he yelled weird?

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Yes and that was a moment of genuine excitement, however unbecoming of a candidate. It torpedoed his character, and career. Absolute farce tbh.

[-] BadJojo@communick.news 7 points 1 month ago

Yyyeeeee-aaaahhh!!!

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[-] DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 5 points 1 month ago

Trump really killed political comedy in the US. Comedians don't even have to change anything. The guy just says the things that used to made fun of. I remember how that journalist said he was working on an exposé for months, and Trump just tweets it out.

[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I'm enjoying the Jon Stewart approach. Describing totally normal things you'd expect from a president, followed by j/k roll the tape of insanity.

[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I really liked that dude. Wonder if he's still yelling weird these days.

[-] JamieDub86@piefed.social 21 points 1 month ago

The USA allowed this [paedo, rapist] knob head to take it to war. Amazing.

[-] StillAlive@piefed.world 14 points 1 month ago

But they were so concerned about Gaza, don't you get it? Both parties are equally bad or something.

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Here we are, in a strange world where I have to count fucking a*******s to find out, if the P***S said "bitches" or "bastards" in his latest social media post. Or wait, maybe he said "butchers", or perhaps "bollards"...

It's a god-damned direct quote and the distinction what the asshole in the W***e H***e exactly said is kinda important.
So why is something like this censored on a news site?

[-] RustySharp@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Because US Americans are a bunch of P****ES that can't handle swear words and boobs. Mass shootings are okay, though.

...Prudes

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

"co.uk" TLD ... I assumed it to be a British site?

[-] RustySharp@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They're afraid some American might be smart enough to read, and try to sue them.

(To be honest I just loved the comment about counting asterisks and wanted to use it to comedic effect. When one mentions 'prudes' it's usually associated with Americans, and it so happens that it shares the same letter count as, um, a swearword)

[-] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hey now, bollards are cool.
(bluesky link)

[-] Noja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

This is due to the power google news has over almost all news websites.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pre-frontal dementia has, as one symptom, a loss of inhibition. Depending on which side of the brain the rot is worse in, it can also lead to increasingly incoherent speech as it progresses, as well as worsening ability to recall words.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 1 points 1 month ago

Keep his blood pressure high. Any day now.

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