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Iran claims victory, says it forced US to accept 10-point plan (www.cnn.com)
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[-] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 88 points 1 month ago

As part of the plan, the US has in principle agreed to lift all primary and secondary sanctions against Iran and to withdraw US combat forces from all bases in the region, the council said according to state media.

The council also said the US has recognized its continued control over the Strait of Hormuz. The council said controlled passage through the waterway would be carried out “in coordination with Iran’s armed forces,” according to the statement reported by state media.

So basically, the U.S. spent a shitload of money bombing Iran so that it could lift sanctions on Iran and leave them with a stranglehold over 20% of the worlds oil supply. Typical Trump "win".

[-] fizzle@quokk.au 35 points 1 month ago

Not to mention the soft power forever lost.

This will be remembered as the dumbest error in geopolitical strategy.

[-] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

This is how empires die.

[-] fizzle@quokk.au 8 points 1 month ago

As an 80s kid in Australia, everything about America was bigger and better. I remember my 4th grade teacher telling us we would be speaking Japanese in class if the yanks hadn't stepped in and "saved us" in WWII.

that kind of reverence has completely evaporated now. Even people who dont pay attention to politics know that Trump caused this fuel crisis as a distraction from his habit of raping children.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

That's even funnier when you know the Japanese army was already at its breaking point from the invasion of China. They might have been able to pull off an invasion of Australia since all the population is coastal and the British Navy was busy sinking the Italians but they were bleeding out before Pearl Harbor.

[-] fizzle@quokk.au 1 points 1 month ago

If they could establish a supply chain then taking control of the arable region of Western Australia would have been trivial, that's my understanding anyway.

[-] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago

Don't forget weakened the US military by shooting a lot of their stockpiled precision missiles. Missiles they Bought over years but burnt up in days

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 11 points 1 month ago

I think its a ploy for defense contracts. Like a clearing out old inventory to get new stuff. Watch they said they need to spend tons of money on new missiles so they cant afford something

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There's so many versions of what the deal supposedly includes that we're better off just ignoring it for now and waiting until the negotiations start and we get a decent idea of what it actually is. No way the UN agrees to lifting all security council resolutions, nor will the US agree to unrestricted enrichment or to withdraw it's troops from regional bases, all of which are variously claimed to have been agreed on parts of the 10 point plan they forced on trump...

[-] mrdown@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

He thought he would win the war so what you mention are unentended consequences. Iran should have no sanctions on them to begin with

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago

As part of the plan, the US has in principle agreed to lift all primary and secondary sanctions against Iran and to withdraw US combat forces from all bases in the region, the council said.

It has also agreed to accept Iran’s nuclear enrichment and recognize its continued control over the Strait of Hormuz, according to the council. Controlled passage through the waterway would be carried out “in coordination with Iran’s armed forces,” it added.

[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 50 points 1 month ago

What? So we invaded Iran so that they could have more concessions from us than they did before? I mean fuck the US government so I don't give a shit but if this is accurate it seems humiliating for them.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 month ago

Art of the deal and 14d checkers.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I'm paying almost 2x for diesel and I don't think it's going down anytime soon, so mission accomplished?

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It seems prudent to maybe wait and find out what the real agreement is - there's so many versions they're claiming, and some of them are outlandish. This seems like Iran spinning this into a wild victory when negotiations haven't even started - nor has the shooting stopped yet.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

Its probably just a shitpost by the Iranians. Trump lied so many times about talks he didnt have so maybe they decided to also try out inventing bullshit.

[-] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Praise be to allah. Thank you for your attention." -Donald J. Trump

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

The right were the secret Muslims the entire time! 🤯

[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

You mean Ya'll-Qaida?

Yeah, everyone knew the moment they had the same policies regarding women and abortion.

[-] roserose56@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago

Iran won from day 1 and we didn't even know. And apart from that, USA president, lied day after day and manipulated the markets only to make himself more stupid.
Why USA don't fuck them selfs so they can realize the situation?

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Iran wins by getting bombed

[-] xep@discuss.online 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Both sides won! The only loser was the average person.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

How do you say “taco” in Farsi?

[-] frongt@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Google translate doesn't have Farsi, but it gives the same transliteration for Dari, Persian, and whatever it means by just "Arabic" (MSA?): تاکو

[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't know why Google translate doesn't clarify, but Persian is Farsi my dude.

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Fwiw, Persian/Farsi, Dari, and Tajik are all closely related, even intelligible, variants of Persian, and Indo-European, so, related to Hindi and European languages. Arabic, or, rather, Modern Standard Arabic, has a bunch of variants spoken throughout MENA, is a semitic language, and is related to Hebrew and Ethiopian.

[-] Pistcow@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Does the CIA not doe CIA things anymore?

[-] David_Eight@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

All the smart people who used to work there probably left or where forced out and replaced with maga, making them useless.

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