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Both sides won! The only loser was the average person.
"Praise be to allah. Thank you for your attention." -Donald J. Trump
The right were the secret Muslims the entire time! 🤯
As part of the plan, the US has in principle agreed to lift all primary and secondary sanctions against Iran and to withdraw US combat forces from all bases in the region, the council said according to state media.
The council also said the US has recognized its continued control over the Strait of Hormuz. The council said controlled passage through the waterway would be carried out “in coordination with Iran’s armed forces,” according to the statement reported by state media.
So basically, the U.S. spent a shitload of money bombing Iran so that it could lift sanctions on Iran and leave them with a stranglehold over 20% of the worlds oil supply. Typical Trump "win".
There's so many versions of what the deal supposedly includes that we're better off just ignoring it for now and waiting until the negotiations start and we get a decent idea of what it actually is. No way the UN agrees to lifting all security council resolutions, nor will the US agree to unrestricted enrichment or to withdraw it's troops from regional bases, all of which are variously claimed to have been agreed on parts of the 10 point plan they forced on trump...
How do you say “taco” in Farsi?
Google translate doesn't have Farsi, but it gives the same transliteration for Dari, Persian, and whatever it means by just "Arabic" (MSA?): تاکو
As part of the plan, the US has in principle agreed to lift all primary and secondary sanctions against Iran and to withdraw US combat forces from all bases in the region, the council said.
It has also agreed to accept Iran’s nuclear enrichment and recognize its continued control over the Strait of Hormuz, according to the council. Controlled passage through the waterway would be carried out “in coordination with Iran’s armed forces,” it added.
What? So we invaded Iran so that they could have more concessions from us than they did before? I mean fuck the US government so I don't give a shit but if this is accurate it seems humiliating for them.
Art of the deal and 14d checkers.
It seems prudent to maybe wait and find out what the real agreement is - there's so many versions they're claiming, and some of them are outlandish. This seems like Iran spinning this into a wild victory when negotiations haven't even started - nor has the shooting stopped yet.
Does the CIA not doe CIA things anymore?
All the smart people who used to work there probably left or where forced out and replaced with maga, making them useless.
this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2026
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