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[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 3 weeks ago

“God, you’re hot. Do you know that? Where do you go to school at?”

How do you possible make this worse? Ask them where they wll be later.

Not calling for violence but how does this not get you tarred and feather in the parking lot?

[-] Jhex@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

Not calling for violence but how does this not get you tarred and feather in the parking lot?

Haven't you noticed? pedophiles are in fashion now… they can even be presidents

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

Heard, one use to be a prince....

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

If my kid was speaking in front of the school board and subjected to that kind of harassment I’d be in jail right now.

[-] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 11 points 3 weeks ago

Not calling for violence

the reason this keeps happening is because people refuse to call for violence against filth like this

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[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Here's why:

"Boys will be boys."

"He's not wrong, she is hot."

"Little slut deserves it for dressing like that."

"Why didn't I think of this? I wonder if he has any videos."

"Note to self: accept his 4th of July pool party invitation this year."

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[-] flandish@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

anyone else in that room who did not immediately stand up and drag this douche out by the ear is complicit.

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 13 points 3 weeks ago

Didnt hear them laughing at it and the one older lady going "ohhh you" as if he does this all the time to children?
Cause they are accpeting of it. It comes from being bigger than the allegations.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

as if he does this all the time to children?

It wasn't just "a child", it was a fellow board member. Guy has zero respect for the office, the students, or women generally speaking.

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[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 17 points 3 weeks ago

White House chief of staff: “Mr president.. we’ve found your new Secretary of Education sir”

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[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, that's... that's pretty cut-and-dry. Like honestly what the fuck? How the hell did literally no one stop that meeting right then and there?

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He only wrapped his arm around her and asked where a ~~hot~~ child could be found later...

She was in no immediate danger. Didnt you hear the school board's statement?

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 15 points 3 weeks ago

Watch the far right rally around this.

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[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago

I became involved because I reside in Washington County, I went to school my entire life in these schools. The things that are happening now have happened for as long as I can remember. It’s the “good ole boy” system. They protect each other and let each other get away with whatever they want, and it needs to stop.

Many such cases, tale as old as time, etc.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Them "good ole boy" s have infested the government at every level. May not be rid of them til they age out.

[-] pachrist@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I've been hoping for that for a long time, but for every one that has the grace to age out and die, at least one more ages in.

[-] nickiwest@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

This is the problem. I'm in my mid-40s and I have seen new "good ol' boys" move into the system as their predecessors die or retire.

The system is self-perpetuating.

[-] RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago

Is the girl in question the one blurred out? And is he not touching her? How is that appropriate? It's not JUST the inappropriate sexual comment, but also TOUCHING of a minor, during a public meeting.

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 10 points 3 weeks ago

Yup, blurred out cause under the age of 18.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Well... that tells us all we need to know then

Off to the dungeons with him

EDIT: Aaaaaand I'm now finding out they didn't even stop the meeting. Come the fuck on

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[-] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

"TSSSSSSSS. GOD, YOU'RE HOT. YOU KNOW THAT?"

🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

[-] sen@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago
[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago

“God, it’s so hot…”

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 5 points 3 weeks ago

As a reminder, escape velocity of the sun is far less energy taxing than reducing velocity to zero to launch them into the sun.
Why waste the fuel on a waste of space? Solar sails and the ultimate banishment

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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago

Mr. Ervin has explained that he meant nothing offensive and that we have simply misunderstood his intentions,” the board said.

Uh huh, we just misunderstood (slightly paraphrased) "god you're hot, what school do you go to?"

There are SO many ways to interpret this, you don't know what he meant, except for that all those ways are all fucked up in the head

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

The reply from the petitioner is great. We can't know his intent, obly he can, so we can only judge his words and actions. Nips that excuse right in the bud.

[-] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 3 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe he just checked her temperature? And noticed she had a fever? And knew about potential contamination risks, and wanted to know which schuto quarantine?

/s

[-] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

And he is sitting next to her and grabs her when he says it... Ewww.

Definitely investigate this guy, i bet he has a BAD history. May be some criminal charges in the future.

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 14 points 3 weeks ago

He is already not allowed on school grounds unsupervised because of his sexual comments to children from before this incident.

So agreed on the bad history.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

sexual comments to children from before this incident.

WTF? Why is he still part of the school board what the fuck

[-] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

This Trump Public Schools?

[-] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

The petition may be found here:

https://www.change.org/p/fire-jerry-boyd-and-keith-ervin-from-washington-county-board-of-education

Let's do our part, dear friends. And see you on the streets on Mayday at the next protest!

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

They also have a phone number you can call about the fact there is a school board member, Keith Ervin, who already was not allowed into schools unsupervised because of his sexual comments towards children before this event.

423-753-1100

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] 8oow3291d@feddit.dk 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The member would never have said it in the first place, if the school board culture was not already like that.

[-] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

He probably could have grabbed her by the pussy.

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[-] gergolippai@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

he loves god, so what

[-] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Conservatives are all pedophiles. This cannot be stressed enough.

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[-] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

The public hearing for possible action will be here for those in the area:

April 8th, 4:00pm

405 W College Street Jonesborough, TN, 37659

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

But think of the children!

These are the same people who push things like age verification, and banning porn. The really worse part about this, despite his hand-waving “I didn’t mean to offend anyone” bullshit, is that this apparently has become so normalized that this has become something that is taking a large amount of effort and time to resolve (if it ever gets resolved).

In any normal timeline, this a) would have never happened so publicly, and 2) he would’ve been immediately removed and stepped down in shame.

But here we are: the Dark Ages pt. 2. Their masks are off, and they are leaving their shame behind. This is our new normal.

[-] Killer57@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, he's thinking of the children alright.

[-] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Thats what you get when you choose your leaders by popularity contest. That wouldn't be appropriate even if she was an adult.

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[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Let me guess.

Evangelical MAGA Republican?

"I'm so surprised," said no one ever.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ok, I've said this before and I will say it again. If you want to find someone who has a drive to do something they shouldn't you look for the jobs that allow them to do so without much oversight/consequence or where it is actively incentivised. Are you a profit driven sociopath? Corporate management/executive will treat you just right. Wish to do violence to people, maybe specifically brown people? The police and the military got you covered. Want to diddle kids? The implicit permission and authority of the priesthood, teacher, school admin/board member gets you a ton of access and assumed innocence.

That does not mean that every person who works in corporate is a sociopath, that every soldier is a violent racist, and that every priest is a pedophile. But if you ARE a sociopath, violent racist, or pedophile, you can see how those jobs might appeal to you and so you are certainly going to find more of those kinds of people in those professions than elsewhere.

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[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I've been to Tennessee, the most churches I've ever seen, seemed to be one on every block. Checks out.

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