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Oh boy
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That is not where the cone goes
Yeah it goes around your mom’s neck
That doesn't make sense? She's way too fat to lick herself anymore?
Why did they give bro that speaker icon irl?
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Handheld fetty wap, imagine what we could do with this technology
After my vasectomy I stopped jacking off to the Teletubbies and started making my own NFTs featuring Mr Burns telling Smithers to suck his dick. Best decision I ever made, can't reproduce and I made a ton of money. It's a shame I didn't get to live to enjoy it all, 3 days ago I died from an overdose in a Walmart fitting room.
What a ride.
How good is the internet connection in the afterlife?
That's enough internet for me. Everybody, go home.
I'm already home, where should I go
You’re doing great!
Except that after about 48 hours or so, it’s on… gotta flush those pipes… I was told 30 ejaculations before I needed to go in and provide a sample to verify sterility.
I'm going for mine next week. Can't wait!
A vasectomy has no effect on your penis and you actually have to ejaculate as much as possible over the following 3 months to clear all the semen out of your system.
So much easier just being gay, just sayin’
😛
edit: sorry, guys-- I shouldn't be joking about other men's balls 🤪
But I like boobies.
Date fat men.
or trans women
sure... so do i... although, I'm guessing not for the same reasons you do 😁
you're supposed to put it on the injured part
Nah, cone of shame is always on the part that agitates the area. The vast majority of dogs/cats with a cone of shame didn't have surgery anywhere near their head.
You're right I'm an idiot.
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