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Good luck getting a conviction from a jury. It should have already been tossed on the lack of merits by a judge. The encounter should have never been initiated by police.
It's in Alabama.
The first amendment applies in every state.
Yes, but the comment was about juror pools.
“I would like to hear how you would explain to my children what you’re supposed to be.”
The same way Lady Gaga responded when asked what she meant by disco stick.
"It's a penis."
I hate the american culture of not wanting children to know what genitals are and how they work instead of actual sex ed
I hate American culture. Full stop.
I hope she wears the costume to the trial.
Free Aunt Tifa!
What a shithole
"no dick tator" fuckin brilliant
Has anyone even seen a dick?
Why does it have to mention rosary beads?
I can't wait for discovery.
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2026
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