When asked for comment, Kirk responded "AAAAAAHHHHHHH IT'S SO HOT MY FLESH IS MELTING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

I heard he had neck problems and was doing an experimental treatment called a "dirt nap".

Still, it is disappointing.

I have to imagine the body putting off the death gases from his neck hole sounded like that video of the guy who put the fleshlight in his buddy's exhaust pipe

His remains are probably silent, yeah

How can he call himself a man if he won’t defend his wife’s honor?!