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[-] nocteb@feddit.org 1 points 3 minutes ago

I'd rather morge continvously

I am taking the network down at the office on this day. I have accidentally done it before and now I know how to do it again.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 174 points 2 days ago
[-] forrgott@lemmy.zip 41 points 2 days ago

Oh God damn you. Have your upvote and... you know the rest...

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 days ago

┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago
[-] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

GIT GUD & GIT OUT.

[-] eodur@piefed.social 103 points 2 days ago

I thought this was programmer humor, not programmer horror

[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 92 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Another movie pitch:

Due to management decision, a code freeze has been mandated to the main branch. 50 feature branches have accumulated waiting to be merged.

Management has now finally approved to lift the code freeze - but only for 24 hours. Will the poor engineering team manage to merge all feature branches in time?

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Here's one for a TV show.

In 2022, a crack quality assurance team was made redundant by a CTO for a botched product launch they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped from a maximally unstable job market to the LinkedIn underground.

Today, still wanted by recruiters, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a broken codebase, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the QA-team.

[-] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

DO DODO DO DOO DOO. DO DODO DO DO

[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

You are amazing, you beautiful lemmy stranger, you.

[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I am ramping a vehicle onto its roof in celebration

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago

Is there a robust test suite?

Merge, test, merge, test, patch, merge, test

[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Only some of the new code does. Unfortunately, most of the code base is 10 years old written in the good ol’ Anarchy Driven Programming paradigm.

[-] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

The test suite takes 24 hours to run fully.

[-] Miaou@jlai.lu 5 points 2 days ago

If by test you mean wait for customers to yell at us, it's super robust

[-] grue@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Merging all the feature branches in time is easy.

Having the project compile afterwards is hard.

[-] ugo@feddit.it 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Very easy: merge everything, fix after the feature freeze. It’s a feature freeze, not a bugfix freeze.

Edit: wait you said code freeze, my bad. Still, merge everything. If stuff doesn’t work after the freeze, management will unfreeze for fixes. Or they freeze a non-working product. Do stupid management, get stupid results. Not on me to make idiotic processes work.

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

Merge/test/fix on a separate branch and then merge this into main when the freeze lifts?

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 days ago

Unironically I think this is my only shot at getting past our code debt.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago

It didn't say anything about wiping previous debt

[-] Miaou@jlai.lu 4 points 2 days ago

Wdym you don't like waiting 3 weeks for a code owner to approve a 1 line change?

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

"Just an FYI, you can add multiple people to code owners"

- Me, every week to that one guy

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 days ago
rm -rf *

git add -A
git commit -m "oops."

rm -rf .git
git init
git add .
git commit -m "bye."

git push origin main --force
[-] black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 2 days ago

rm-ing .git isn't gonna work cuz you'll have to re-add the remotes.

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Oh good point 🤦

So maybe instead, we can clear all local + remote branches and tags, create a blank branch, delete main, rename the blank branch to main, then delete .git

Although the OP says that we can merge anything, and we might not have access to mess with branches

[-] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Or just git push origin --force blank:main

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Live your best life. git pull blindly.

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

I'm not sure about the git history wipe, I can't test it myself right now

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 18 points 2 days ago

Just test it on production, you could do it right now

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Goodbye fedecan.ca

[-] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

https://www.openchaos.dev/#votes is kinda similar to, but weekly instead (voted for submissions that automatically get merged)

[-] NotAnonymousAtAll@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago

So every sane dev will just sit that day out, do nothing and then once it has all blown over one of them will hard reset main to right before the silly time started. Sounds like a chill time, but not a good plot for a movie imo.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

IDK, that sounds like a fun twist to me

[-] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago

My question would be for what time zone? That seems like an important detail

[-] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 days ago

Well my pull request simplified all time zones to just UTC +8:45 so we never have to worry about it again

[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Every repo I can suddenly has a requirement for my $1k/license addon and won't run without it.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago

Sweet ninjesus, i'm having a heart attack just imagining it

[-] nie@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago

So the equivalente to not wanting to make part of it and staying at home is setting repositories private a few hours before and only reopening the day after?

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

This feels like it needs a 'Hunger Games' add-on.

[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

What does "all tech debt is legal" mean?

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

That accumulation of a hundred years of tech debt during that 12h window is acceptable

[-] xylogx@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Good opportunity to introduce a Cobol subsystem.

[-] Shaker_dev@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm not understand , what it's mean

[-] dbx12@programming.dev 18 points 2 days ago

It's a meme referencing the movie "the purge" which legalizes all crimes during one specific night.

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