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[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

What's the integral of jerking it?

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Accelerating it.

[-] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

badposting is escaping contaiment blob-stop

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

The universe is actually a balloon and someone is inflating it manually by breathing into it, thus the jerking expansion.

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Universal expansion is basically jelqing it, yeah.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's just chasing that Big Bang high.

[-] BearerOfPickles@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I fucking knew this would be the video

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Not only does God play pocket-pool with the Universe, sometimes he tosses off where it can be seen"

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The universe is jorkon da peantis so I can too

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2026
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