submitted 1 week ago by half_giraffe@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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He's just like me fr

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[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

So serene!

I'm so envious omg I wish I was bigger and rounder and woolier and had stronger claws.

look!! TAHTS THE LIFE THATS PEAK THAT IS MASTERY OF THE DAO. IT LOOKS EFFORTLESS BECAUSE FOR THE BEAR, IT IS. AHHH.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

I like how the bear is his own boat.

[-] shath@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

i wish it was me

[-] an_engel_on_earth@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

me going down the lazy river at the local water park

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Man I wish that was me

[-] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

You call yourself an apex predator but look like this?

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

praise-it If only I could be so grossly ovoid, bouyant, and majestic

[-] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Jane hexbear isn't real, she can't hurt you!

Jane hexbear:

this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026

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