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Dinner and a show?
5 stars.
Well did the restaurant murder the guy? Because if not that’s bullshit.
The restaurant didn't murder the guy, but the reviewer requested a seat in the non-murdering section, so seating him right next to it loses a star.
I mean, it's just like the 1980s. You could request to sit in the non-smoking section, but let's be real, the whole building smelled of smoke no matter how far away you sat. Same thing here. You're going to catch a bit of second hand murder viewing. That's just how it goes sometimes.
You know your town is going to shit when you can't even finish your baked mostaccioli because some asshole decided to stab his brother 5 feet away from you.
Murdered beside you? ...Did you do the murder, Cormac?
"A man was murdered beside me during my meal."
"It was you! You murdered your dining companion!"
"That doesn't change the facts."
Phoebe: my mom was killed by a drug dealer
Monica: your mom killed herself
Phoebe: she was a drug dealer
I hate it when that happens...
That’s worth tipping for in a Waffle House considering you weren’t directly involved in the murder.
Worked in a Waffle House 28 years ago. Never had a murder, but did have a rape, beating, two football fan crashouts and a drunk guy yelling at the menu for being disrespectful to his invisible wife. Gods I will never unsee any of that. Worse, I never got tipped. Layer moved to a more dangerous gig : Steak N Shake cook.
a drunk guy yelling at the menu for being disrespectful to his invisible wife
God I hope this was captured by all angles from peoples cell phones, and uploaded to youtube.
28 years ago
The only things people were doing with their cell phones was making calls, maybe a couple texts if you could afford it, and making those custom ring tones that Motorola let you do.
Don't forget the Snake game.
this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2026
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