cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45759348
They have something mightier, the Holy Hand Grenade!
HALLELUJA
Omg
Trumps whole "Allah is great" line is now starting to make sense.
A reverse crusade!
Jihad given the Allah is great.
The Ninth Crusade WILL be successful!
Just one more crusade, bro. Just one more. Bro please. I swear it'll work this time. Bro, just one more.
Wake me when the Vatican has installed a huge countdown clock until the next crusade to regain the holy land on St. Peter’s Square.
And they will do nothing. But if the Vatican had oil...
if the vatican had oil you could just drill into it sideways like that one simpsons episode.
The Vatican has been two weeks away from a nulear weapon for the last 20 years, ever since that business with the antimatter bomb at the conclave. It's a boogeyman they're using to try and justify continuing the forever war against Italians. I say if they want atomic spaghetti, let em have it.
We will send a crusade to vatican when?
Maybe they’ll finally toughen up on crime now that they’re equipped.
Fuck, yeah - time to mend the Great Schism by retaking Constantinople. Also, let's call Turkey the Nottoman Empire.
Which one of those ceazy figures in that wacky book say "I am the light!". Seems like something Jesus would say. Anyway, nukes are a hell of a light to guide you by.
Not the guy you're talking about but Lucifer means light bringer
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