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There will be a subliminal voice repeating "You WILL sit in the truck. You WILL eat the meats." while this scrolls across the screen. We're trying to attract customers who have given up and are willing to accept us now.

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[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

It's funny to think that Arby's is expensive now

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

The state of the economy is stressing consumers, but in focus testing we found that increasing the price also increases the feeling of dehumanisation to achieve maximum Bloodshed.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

they have coupons but the deals aren't as good. also coke is BDS so fuck 'em.

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Cruelty Squad new DLC looking dope

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Video game tie-ins do NOT work for us. We tried to do a Minecraft one where players facing starvation could choose to eat a delicious Arby's sandwich that appeared in front of their character. Over 95% of them chose starvation even though it was right there.

[-] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Up there with their TLOU placements:

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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Thanks! That was also my idea. Remember how in Zombieland they were willing to eat twinkies because food no longer exists? I figured The Last of Us would also make people depressed and willing to consider Arby's.

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