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xkcd #3236: Border Message
(imgs.xkcd.com)
I want to live in the isolated apostrophe.
Not and apostrophe, but close enough.

Trivia: a small isolated territory belonging to a larger nation or entity which is entirely surrounded by another entity's territory is an exclave.
Apostrophe Exclave sounds like a sick as hell band name.
You can live in hope.
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