I don't want to buy candy so any kids tonight can either have a bite of my dinner or hold one of my guns for a photo. Maybe shoot it in the air if it's costume-appropriate.
I normally only have onions to offer if kids come trick or treating, but this year i bought shallots.
At my old house I had an old apple tree in the backyard and I always left a big basket of apples outside the front door with a sign pointing out the tree. People rarely took them, but it made me happy when they did.
Apples are better than any Halloween candy
Knocking on Joe Rogan's door expecting to get some massive candy bar but he gives me an L-theanine capsule laced with DMT
what even is that
Shrooms
I thought they were anchovies for a hot minute
I thought they were maggots and that was a picture from outside of a bug eating PMC DSA Karen's pod
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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