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[-] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

The answer is to plant native plant species. Your local wildlife will Thankyou as they unwillingly prepare to migrate due to climate change.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 55 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Plant mushrooms and poppies so you can just disassociate your way into the end times.

[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 day ago
[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 40 points 1 day ago
[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago

Nowhere near enough upvotes for how hard I laughed lol

[-] redsand@infosec.pub 7 points 1 day ago

Believe it or not strait to jail in the UK mate. Rot with that evil bitch checks notes Gretta 💩

[-] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

technically psychedelic mushrooms aren't a dissociative hallucinogen, but you got the spirit

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 points 1 day ago

I too crave to become one with the fungi

[-] DKKHGGGj@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

It will happen to us all

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago

I'm exclusively planting tulips for trade. I'm not missing out when the craze strikes again.

[-] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 44 points 2 days ago

Sorry to say, but we’ve moved onto virtual goods to satisfy our crazes nowadays. Try planting those tulips in your homebrew farmcraft simulator clone and watch those profits roll in.

NFTs = non fungal tulips

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I was quite surprised, when buying seeds for my garden (I need heat tolerant varieties of everything) that some of the ones that were heat tolerant were also cold tolerant, either old varieties or sturdy hybrids.

Green Magic Broccoli is awesome, and there are lettuces like that. And while our unusual double tap freeze this year wiped out most of my garden, the fennel, which is heat tolerant in my experience, just did not freeze. All those little hairy leaves were completely undamaged. I did not expect that!

[-] tyr0sine@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Insulation is insulation! :)

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 days ago
[-] ElCanut@jlai.lu 4 points 1 day ago

Yes, Europe has absolutely never seen complete loss of potatoes harvest du to weather events

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 22 points 1 day ago

Yes, all potatoes. Make sure in one large area, all the same sub type as well. Nothing bad can happen.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

Surely, there is absolutely no precedent for anything going wrong in a scenario such as that.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

No chance of famine with monocrops, just look at bananas

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Plant coriander with your potatoes, it repels a lot of the insects that harm them

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[-] dr_robotBones@reddthat.com 14 points 1 day ago

What does AMOC stand for? Is it that atlantic air current?

[-] RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Idk, but I think it's about the golf stream collapse and how it'd cool Europe down.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

golf stream

Gulf, golf is something else.

[-] allan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Gulf is golf in many germanics. Fun.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

it's the gulf stream, or, rather, refers to the entire system of currents and heat exchange mostly driven by the gulf stream

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Its ocean current. I believe Atl Meridian Overturning Current

[-] CuriousMagpie@beige.party 11 points 1 day ago
[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Diversity! Gotta hedge those bets.

That said amoc collapse probably isn't happening imminently, and would mostly only cause cooling in Northern Europe from what I remember.

[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Northwestern Europe, to be precise. It'd include the Hiberno-British Isles and a little southeast of that.

[-] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

I've heard a good rec is to give yourself a buffer of one to two usda zones plus and minus.

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago

Guerilla plant fast growing plants in vacant areas to suck up as much CO2 as possible?

(Yes I know this is like a drop in the ocean.)

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Plants and trees are carbon neutral. They release the carbon when they decompose.

[-] denial@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago

Not entirely. Some goes into the topsoil. Also if your guerilla project lives on one plant is replaced with another, so it is carbon negative compared with no plants in its place.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You gotta sequester the carbon by harvesting the trees and then either building stuff (like buildings or furniture, not disposable goods) with them or burying/sinking them in anaerobic conditions so they can't decompose.

[-] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 8 points 2 days ago

biochar!

Its basically just making charcoal from woody wastes(i use my pruning from my garden).

making biochar using a pit. the wood becomes stable carbon and lasts hundreds of years. I grind it and put it in my compost then add the compost+biochar into my garden.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Biochar is cool and all, but it's still not as good as preserving the wood completely intact. The article you cited itself says "it is predicted that at least 50% of the carbon in any piece of waste turned into biochar becomes stable," which is quite a bit less than 100%.

I suppose it's good for the twigs and other leftovers that aren't even good enough to be made into OSB or MDF panels.

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[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 points 2 days ago

I'm at the same latitude as Portugal and in low elevation. We didn't get above freezing for five weeks straight during part of this winter. We set a couple of record cold temperatures too.

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