Touch their genitals!
With my mouth.
Stuff that involves their genitals.
Laugh
At their genitals
Play games
With their genitals
rpgs
Yeah but getting new rockets is super costly and hard to do. Stupid NFA getting in the way of my morning desk pop.
Heatedly debate with them from a place of bad faith about events and concepts that are not actionable and we have no control whatsoever about, getting extremely winded up and emotional during the entire process, speaking louder than what's socially acceptable, using very cheap half baked arguments and ultimately appealing to made-up authority figures if they corner me, until they admit I'm right, even if just out of sheer exhaustion or sarcastic condescension.
Hey, I'll take what I can get.
hbu?
go explorin. downtown, in the neighborhood, new building. just lookin around with a pal. good times
I really wanna just talk fringe topics...
Like alt timelines, butterfly effect, philosophy (especially ontology), space travel, aliens, fermi paradox, time dialation, black holes, you know, all the very werid stuff...
But unfortunately, people IRL seems to not like to talk about these things...
The other thing is just... I guess exchange life stories...
My dude you just need better people. My spouse and I gab about stuff like this all the time.
Fall asleep cuddling
Eat pancakes.
But not too many pancakes.
Why not?
Then you have eaten too much, and then it's not fun any more.
This has to be a euphemism for something sexual
What's wrong with sharing a few good ol flapjacks with friends?
Just one person? And aside from pleasantly passing the time with random chatter...
Squash.
Loved playing squash with someone of similar ability, just socially keeping score in a endless game until we're too tired to play.
Thinking of nothing else for a time, focused on the game.
Sadly my health hasn't been up to that for a while now... But that was great.
As a group activity. Table-top RPG with long-running worlds.
Usually D&D but even system-less story-teller games. Whether running the game or playing it.
Role-playing with an experienced and familiar group of friends that can flip instantly in and out of character to chat about the game as much as play it - that's great fun. We could do that all day (and in some instances most of the night)...
I like it when they give me money
Dance.
Drive down to a beach nearby and sit in the car with a bag of chips, watching people walk by with their Very Good Dogs. My wife and I love it.
SCUBA diving. The best part about it is peeing on your buddy....
But seriously having someone to talk with after a dive where you have seen something amazing is a great thing.
Yap
I'm super bad at yappery most of the time, but when you have someone cool to yap with and are comfortable enough it can be super engaging. That's totally fair!
Games
Bar trivia or other kinds of trivia. It’s fun!
I really enjoy hiking, especially in the sort of places where you can explore and choose different routes ... hiking is nice, because you're getting exercise, fresh air, and you can talk to whoever you're with, with enough time to have a proper in-depth conversation.
And when you're out in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by nature's beauty, you can fuck them.
Playing music (jamming or performing) together. Nothing beats getting into a groove with fellow musicians.
Can it still involve their genitals?
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