Scumbag Resolve
Is a carpet cleaner
Can't spray downwards
I feel like that's on you for not having carpeted walls.
I do, but unfortunately the dog just refuses to shit on the wall
Cats, however, have no issues puking up there
Yes, I may have just cleaned cat puke off my carpet
Get yourself some oxygen bleach powder. Mix a bit in to warm water, mix until dissolved, and pour it on. Works extremely well (even for kibble-coloured barf) and you make only as much as you need. Apply it however you want. (I pour.)
yes, "cat" puke
Yes, "cat" "puke"
Say what you want to say, Susan
You shit on the davenport-
Goddammit Susan
- and forced me to clean it
It's a fucking couch, Susan.
They should maket these as "for people who live with, or are, alcoholic trainwrecks"
Unscrew and remove the spray head. Check the straw; it’s usually curved, and you want it to be curving towards the front so that the end can pick up liquid it the lower (front) corner of the bottle when you tilt it forward. If it’s not pointing forward, you can usually turn it in its socket.
I've found countless spray bottles where the straw goes straight down and ends 10-15mm above even the raised hump in the middle of the bottom.
Yeah that's the worst!
I hate this because most people can't be bothered to learn the most basic of things. Life is just easier if you are observant, curious and resolute: Why it doesn't spray downwards? What does the spray head does? How it pumps liquids up? Can we reorient the siphon? Fixed!
I think the point of the meme is that this could easily be baked into the design of the bottle to begin with.
Get out of here with yourself rational thinking. We're criticizing the masses to make ourselves feel intellectually superior.
And it already is with other products, e.g. Tilex, which has a pickup tube moulded into the side wall of the bottle itself and runs from the very lowermost front corner up to the spray nozzle. Surely this is a commodity package that any manufacturer could buy, but they mostly don't because I'm sure it costs two cents more per unit.
OP said in another thread that he likes to get drunk and piss on the floor.
Uh, where? I actually looked through a week of his post history and couldn't find anything.
Why on Earth would you directly message me and tell me that you are OP's other account and you are just replying with a different account to throw people off of the fact that you piss on carpets for fun? Why would you do that?!
I can only assume you're trolling, I never DM'd you.
That's exactly what you said you would say in the DM.
I believe you, but source?
I haven't seen scumbag Steve in years!
You can make the spray head straw longer and loop back to the top of the bottle so it works while upside down. This would, however, make it only work while upside down.
You can save yourself time and materials by making the spray head straw significantly shorter
Skill issue.
grab some zep spray bottles they are fantastic.
Does it matter if you do the original version or the 2.0? The 2.0 looks like it's $7, but the originals are 3 for $11.
i did the 3 for $11
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