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girl, ruuuuunnnn
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This better not be real. If I went dateless for so long in my life while shit like this legitimately happens I'll be so cross.
It's unfortunately common. Insecurity is poison.
I regret to inform you shit like this happens all the time.
What an insecure little insect...
Wow this guy has an extremely fragile ego
There are so many like that. I tell everyone, sort out your insecurity before you start dating, otherwise it will end in disaster for both people 100% of the time.
Being told you're a lucky guy to have the girl you're with is pretty much the height of cishet male-to-male compliments. There's literally no compliment I would rather receive, and it's pretty deeply ingrained in our culture.
Being told you’re a lucky guy to have the girl you’re with is pretty much the height of cishet male-to-male compliments
I personally would be more likely to interpret that as being told I'm not good enough for her. But that's just me.
In cishet world it's the pretty much only way to compliment another male stranger without risking sounding gay
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
…I'm not the lucky one, you are and that needs to be remembered.
“Why didn’t she reply, and why doesn’t she answer my calls?”
This guy drives a cybertruck
Obvious bait is obvious
There are a LOT of people who think this way, so being repulsed is the right response regardless.
If he isn't obsessed with me looking like a slut and braggy about it, I don't want him.
Knew who this was before even seeing the username, legend.
this post was submitted on 04 May 2026
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