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Edit: The end product of suffering...
Isn’t Rom arguably the most important?
But who was his mentor?
I want the prequel where Riker was in a ska band
Riker, that is.
He's more of a Swing Revival guy, I think.
Nah, he doesn’t have the right tone for jazz trombone. At least that’s what my band teacher said.
I believe it. Trek is an amazing franchise, but it doesn't really do jazz.
IT GETS LONGER TO HANDLE HARDER BLOWS.
But is it rusty?
Ackchyually 🤓☝️trombones are made of brass and therefore don't rust, they corrode. The biggest threats to a trombone slide are dents and verdigris
The biggest threats to a trombone slide are dents and verdigris
Left out band members with devious minds.
No one specified where the dents and verdigis come from
...if you know what I mean.
Trombone lips spread hips
Riker plays a complex instrument with no fixed resonant settings where your arm extension and lip tightness determines the note and your breath drives the volume. It is an instrument you play with your entire body.
Data plays an instrument with no fixed positions that requires careful control. It's an instrument capable of playing multiple notes at once, but requires neither lips nor lungs, perhaps indicating his slight lack of humanity.
Picard plays a recorder using someone else's hands:
The real difference is that Jonathan Frakes actually knows how to play trombone, and pretty well. Patrick Stewart and Brent Spiner don’t play their instruments at all.
this post was submitted on 06 May 2026
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