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[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago
create table boolean (
  id integer primary key,
  name text not null unique
)
insert into boolean (name) values ('true');
insert into boolean (name) values ('false');
create table document (
  id integer primary key,
  name text not null unique,
  body text not null,
  is_archived not null integer,
  foreign key (is_archived) references boolean (id)
    on delete cascade
    on update no action
);

Solved.

Bonus: DBAs hate this one weird trick that can free up incredible amounts of disk space by deleting just two rows.

[-] folekaule@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago

That on delete cascade is evil. I love it.

[-] Baizey@feddit.dk 20 points 2 days ago

Would this make 0 = true and 1 = false?

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

You're right, that's way too simple. Definitely need to rotate the booleans daily. For... security. Yeah, security.

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago

I think you got the wrong caption. It's the world if SQLite supported multiple concurent writes.

Stupid transaction deadlocks...

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

In my case, I want to use sqlite locally, for development, but I don't want to add a load of jank to handle booleans for sqlite.

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

I use rust's SQLx which map bools to numbers so it must be a problem with your connector maybe

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah I should probably open an issue.

[-] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago

username checks out

so it must be a problem with your connector maybe

or with their programming language

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I actually started using rust well after picking this username :P

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago

That’s what I like about Ruby ORMs. They did all the conversion for you, and you could have SQLite on your dev box, Postgres on the test server and MySQL on the annoying production host that wouldn’t run anything else.

This was 18 years ago though.

[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

This is sqlite's intended use case. To replace configure files and local data

[-] dan@upvote.au 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

WAL mode makes writes a lot faster, which is sufficient for a bunch of use cases. Writers do still need to wait, but they have to wait for a shorter duration. It's still not the right choice for write-heavy use cases, of course.

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'm not actually looking for the speed most of the time, but more about preventing partial writes, so I'm still using it

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 11 points 2 days ago

What do you use instead of booleans ? floats ?

[-] MultipleAnimals@sopuli.xyz 39 points 2 days ago

strings "true" and "false" ofc like any sane developer

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 days ago

I got a better one: O for true and N for false.

Seen in production for quite important stuff (payment requests).

O is from Oui, N from Non, of course!

😐🫤

[-] felbane@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

This is awful and aweful at the same time.

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 27 points 2 days ago
[-] kubica@fedia.io 31 points 2 days ago

it allows for mood changes, some parts of the code can check charAt(0) == 't'others can do val != 'false' just let it flow.

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 23 points 2 days ago

lord mary joseph make it stop

[-] sznowicki@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

And for double fun if the output doesn’t matter you can make if endsWith(“e”).

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 day ago

Smallest INT it can support and only ever use 0 and 1.

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

Sometimes it's 0 and 1

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Use a CHAR(1) you can then use it as an enumeration.

Don't use T/F for true/false use it for the actual sematic meaning for the thing that the Boolean is toggling. E g. S for subscribed, U for unsubscribed, or whatever.

It also means when you inevitably grow to needing a tri-state it makes sense.

Unless SQLite actually supports enumerations, then just use them

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I think you could use a CHECK constraint to effectively create en enum

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

But that's IFF.

[-] dalakkin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

If it just supported sorting by random with a seed..

[-] lambisio@feddit.cl 3 points 2 days ago

I can live without Booleans I think... what saddens me more than nothing else is the lack of more proper treatment for Decimal-like types.

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