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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I care about how my partner feels and I know from experience that shaving down there fucking sucks when it starts growing back, so I'd never request this.

Besides that, the dentist is always saying I don't floss enough so it just helps with flossing more. 😌

[-] agingelderly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

How is this picture related exactly

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] agingelderly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

And the muddy river running parallel to them?

[-] Una@europe.pub 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Silly! Girls don’t pee. They don’t have balls!

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

She needs to drink more water then

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I could do without that part tbh

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Social media users need to be plied with meaningless imagery to keep them focused for the three seconds it takes to read this. It's absolutely fucking pathetic.

[-] TheMuffinMan@piefed.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Struggled to read this - lots of words and not enough Subway Surfers.

[-] tromars@feddit.org 0 points 3 weeks ago

You ARE a social media user tho

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

As someone who started fucking in the 80's, I welcome the new "bushwhacked" experience, but I do not require it. I know my way around the jungle.

That said, fucking in the 80's and 90's was a very hairy experience.

EDIT: This meme brings to mind an episode of Sex & The City where Samantha compared blowing some guys to flossing. That show is like a little time capsule.

[-] Una@europe.pub 1 points 3 weeks ago

Bonus proteins 🤤🤤 because in every forest animals live.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Aewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Aewww

Aew aew aew aew aew

NO.

NO. NOOOOOOOOOOO

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