i "retired" at 40 am now 60, my regret is not retiring sooner.

i had a near death experience at age 35, where I genuinely thought that was the end, this was the catalyst to changing my life.

I would recommend an NDE for anyone to bring into focus what is important vs what you think is important

I should never have bought the chips and chocolate.

I should have fought

sudo rm -rf ../* for a brief moment
I was not at /run/media/F16C-BD43/boot
Sudo lost.
Move lost.
Copy lost.
No cloud.
Undecryptable.
Everything else worked.
I said my goodbyes.

All the lies, the damned lies, and for what?

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Okay as cryptic as possible, hmm, let me see... I encrypted everything and lost the keys?

I should have never deleted them.

My biggest regret is my biggest regret. Duh.

Veterinary syringes are "veterinary" for a reason

Choosing the university near my home village.

If you're still in secondary school, only apply to units far enough away that your parents will have no choice but to let you move out.

Right person, wrong time

If only I had stayed for seconds on bacon that day

leaving the womb

I shouldn't have gotten high and asked to suck his dick.

Should have been more brave that one summer.

Shouldn't have looked

I should have never gone to that bookstore.

Thanks OP, now the curiosity is killing me

Choosing the easier path when it really mattered

YOU of all people should know

Should've told her.

If it wasn't for that horse I wouldn't of spent that year at college

Simultaneously it's saying things but also not saying things.

Panicked at the wrong moment.

I should've said "No, Abso-fucking-lutely NOT".

I should've known he was an iPad kid

the way I ruined my nostrils, among other things

Following in my dad’s footsteps.

Shoulda realized we only liked shiny and new things

I met the All Thing but I listened to the voices

I should've travel to there when all the circumstances were on my side.

First day on Earth

This happened some time ago, but I did something kinda bad/cringe and afterwards I thought "I really shouldn't have done that" and it haunts me to this day. That is my biggest regret.

The event

Taking Elsie to work that day in October.

Let the dog in the neighbors open door.

Knowing what I don't know