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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I wish you were made out of cotton candy.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

It's poisoned cotton candy.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wish for all of the intentions I have which will positively affect me and others will come to fruition without effort.

[-] rautapekoni@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Ok so I wish for the worst curse the genie can dish out and then what?

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[-] MomoTimeToDie@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 year ago

I don't wish for anything right away. I bring that damn lamp to the best lawyer I can find and have him draft up a bulletproof wish that goes to extreme lengths to specify exactly what I want and how I want it, while specifically excluding anything contrary to those interests, and has enforcement of my interests built in.

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

The turkey is a little dry.

[-] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com -2 points 1 year ago
[-] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You get X cards wishing you a happy birthday. No, they don't have money

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