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The circle of life (lemmy.ml)
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[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago

And Rohan will answer!

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 73 points 3 hours ago

At least some times Rohan gets it right, and they get it more right over time.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 23 points 2 hours ago

Besides do you have any idea how many Rohan(s) we can afford at $150,000/month?

🔄

[-] DosDude@retrofed.com 2 points 35 minutes ago

A whole riders worth.

[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

33

[-] xtr0n@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago

Total cost of employment is something like 140-160% of salary for a software dev. So my super handwavy half pulled out of my ass math puts it closer to 20 jr. engineers.

[-] JelleWho@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

You forgot the 1/3 part (hope that is the brain part)

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

I meeeean yeah, but also there are just some people who don't work out

I do prefer that over bots on everything tho. It's getting rather exhausting

[-] zewm@lemmy.world 38 points 3 hours ago

Is the face AI morphed or something? It looks uncanny valley weird.

[-] titty_wizard@lemmy.world 19 points 2 hours ago

Jim halpert looksmaxxing in 2026

Dasgustin

[-] ech@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 hour ago

Definitely was. Changed has lips, nose, even his hair.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/db800eba-6e5e-4bd5-8950-6a5e2c8ab73a.png

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I expected the Mr. Bean Photoshop version 😂

[-] bert_macklin_fbi@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago

I don't think it registered until I read your comment. Maybe compression artifacts or something? Either way, I don't like it.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

Rohan should demand at least double that to return

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Exactly. Managers live in a golden age right now where social media automatically blames their fuckups on AI.

[-] jtrek@startrek.website 10 points 3 hours ago

We should unionize and eat the useless managers.

[-] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 14 points 3 hours ago

I'm unclear what Rohan is in reference to. Can I get an explainer on that element?

[-] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

rohan is a common indian name

[-] zewm@lemmy.world 26 points 3 hours ago

Rohan is the junior data scientist they rehired cause it’s cheaper than AI.

[-] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 hours ago

Arise, arise, riders of Rohan! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride to Gondor! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending! DEATH!!

[-] Thorry@feddit.org 3 points 2 hours ago

See also Mohinder, Rashid and Vishal.

[-] esc@piefed.social 24 points 3 hours ago

Well, you know, horses, grasslands, Wormtongue - Rohan!

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

Even with the most expensive subscription, that's about 750 devs being serviced by that amount of API money. I think 1 Rohan isn't going to get you much.

[-] rainwall@piefed.social 8 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Subscriptions are moving to usage based. Ain't gonna be $200/month/Dev soon. Gonna be $3-4k/month/Dev.

this post was submitted on 25 May 2026
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