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[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 week ago

These two really need to just kiss already.

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

I feel like Fuentes is probably out of the Rat King's league. He seems to have at least heard of a toothbrush, and Ashley St. Clair claims that he's much better read than most online fascists (which tracks with what I've seen of him, he's at least aware of history and politics even if his conclusions are batshit).

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

This isn't me being gay, it's science

It can also be you being ultra, super-duper, neon pink gay.

[-] schwim@piefed.zip 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Of the two people on earth that shouldn't be judging others on their looks, I would wager asmongold and Fuentes would be in the top 5. They look like walking herpes outbreaks.

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 9 points 1 week ago

asmongold yeah but fuentes' attractiveness is only bogged down by his personality/politics and that stupid haircut. fix those problems and he's chained to my radiator.

[-] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

You should probably chain him to your radiator anyways.

[-] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, like I agree with what the other guy was saying but objectively Fuentes would be a completely average unremarkable background person if he wasn't cosplaying hitler

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Gotta have a gag tho cause that voice is grating

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I'm imagining him bald. Always take away the hair if it's distracting. Suddenly he's a dodgy plumber that never finishes the job right and is postponing legal trouble by putting the business in their mother's name.

By contrast, asmongold is a solid 4.

[-] X@piefed.world 1 points 1 week ago

Those two walking morgue residents look as though AIDS and gonorrhea had a failed abortion together.

[-] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

These guys are so gay and so closeted they don’t even know it themselves.

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

Wait, are these not out gay guys circlejerking for lols?

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They are prominent right wing political influencers. So, in a sense, yes but they’re doing it with zero self awareness.

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Amazing. I'm having real trouble wrapping my head around that.

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Don’t worry, so are they.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Are we going to completely ignore the fact that male birds are prettied up SPECIFICALLY TO IMPRESS THEIR LADY COUNTERPARTS? Holy mother of fuck

Like biologically these critters by and large are programmed to behave in “please like me and have babies” ways. If these dorks are going to make those comparisons they’d better start building impressive houses and wearing colorful clothes to make women happy.

[-] em2@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

and the fact that female birds need to have that bland colouring as camouflage since they incubate the eggs

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

No you see they uhh do that to... checks notes get 'mogged'.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago

Individuals are beautiful or ugly based on what an individual likes/dislikes. Not an entire gender. And no one has ever needed makeup, that is a choice, not a requirement. Putting makeup on someone you find repulsive will not make them acceptable, how stupid these people are.

[-] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 6 points 1 week ago

I stopped paying attention to Asmongoloid years ago. He was funny when he was losing his shit over WOW, but his takes on politics are fucking idiotic. He just says whatever he thinks will get the most clicks.

[-] sureshot0@discuss.online 1 points 1 week ago

I've heard of Asmongoloid, seems like a troll, I've never watched his videos so I had no idea he was gay

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

No one cares what you two ugly clowns think... Just shut up and piss off already.

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 points 1 week ago

Anyone in their social circles could have answered easily and positively to that other thread "have you ever met actually dumb people?"

[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 5 points 1 week ago

If you polled 100 bi people, I’d be surprised if you got fewer than 90 who said that they find women more attractive on average.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

I'm an outlier; I realized that the more androgynous someone is, the hotter they are. If I can't tell what you are, I'm turned on.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago
[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Sorry, not attracted to sheets.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

What if we moisturize her?

[-] gegil@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For me, its true that women are more attractive on average, but if i find a good looking guy, i like them more.

I like guys, its just that most of them are not particulatly attractive.

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

adolf hitlers:

WE AGREE

[-] MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Women need makeup?

I think the reality is that women like make up mixed with gendered expectations. I think there's a difference.

Besides, listen, if you think men are better looking than women you might be gay and that's actually ok. It's sad that these guys are so homophobic that they can't grapple with their own feelings lol.

[-] Small_Quasar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Men and women. Males and females. Girls and boys. People are obsessed with gender to the point they forget we're all just human.

Last night I was watching these two chuds watch one of my favourite movies (Children of Men) and one of them, responding to Julianne Moore's character's behaviour said "Ah, I HATE women like that!" and it genuinely caused my brain to skip a beat. There was nothing about the character's actions that was specific to female behaviour. I don't understand why he couldn't have said "I hate PEOPLE like that."

I am an aspiring writer. I did a beta reader swap with one of my colleagues who just like me would like to be a sci-fi author. He was desperate to know how I was "so good" at writing women. Dude, lol, it's not hard. Literally all you have to do to avoid all the men-writing-women pitfalls is remember that women are human beings first and women second, with all the same desires, hopes and fears as men.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

"Peak aesthetic form" lol

There are more statues of men because most statues were made of historical figures and most historical figures were men, due to gender roles and suppression of women

[-] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Statues made by artist choice are overwhelmingly of women. Statues commissioned by the subject themselves are overwhelmingly of men...

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Men are ugly orks, which is why more and more women are lesbian. There is just nothing worth of being attracted to men.

Better?

Let's see what the opinions on this are.

[-] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

"no homo, but I like dudes"

[-] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Hah, gayeeeee

[-] binux@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Can we go back to ridiculing and ostracizing the village idiots instead of letting them amalgamate into a hivemind? Thanks

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

The male peacock is the gayest bird with all those fancy feathers.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Fake and gay

[-] bedwyr@piefed.ca -1 points 1 week ago

Absolutely nobody agrees with that. Women are beautiful, men are utilitarian. You have some beauty to some, it is not like a woman.

this post was submitted on 29 May 2026
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