You should see what I can do with a pudding cup. : memes

[+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 64 points 10 months ago

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[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 58 points 10 months ago

You've never licked the beaters?

Did your parents keep you in oubliette?

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 10 months ago

Or an Iron Maiden?

I hope you're not a prisoner but a free (wo)man and your blood is your own now!

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[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Oh man, wait till you see what I do to spoons

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

I weep for you

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 45 points 10 months ago

If you are kissing like you lick a beater, there's a good chance you might be doing it wrong.

[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

You shouldn’t be trying to taste the back of my molars, honey. Calm down.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

Yeah, I love kissing, but I don't want anyone trying to thoroughly clean the insides of my cheeks and the backsides of my teeth. I'd rather just be alone forever.

[-] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 2 points 10 months ago

If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we've been together for ages, and we've got that extreme comfortability, I'm definitely trying this once.

[-] Ravi@feddit.de 44 points 10 months ago

"Kiss"

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 29 points 10 months ago

yeah this is the PG version of "where did you learn to insert your tongue deep inside me like that?"

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ask that pudding cup

👁️👃👁️
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[-] Feirdro@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

A special kiss

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Australian kiss, "Down Under"

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 35 points 10 months ago

said no one ever lmao I'm lonely

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Jesus Christ. I thought the first one was covered in rust for a second

[-] Skaryon@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

https://youtu.be/_pPuleshdtA?si=OntelwvG3J8qjirA

[-] themusicman@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I knew this would be in the comments

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[-] darvocet@infosec.pub 4 points 10 months ago

When i hear pudding cups i picture Ron Desantis’ fingers digging in there.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

Why?

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Hey no kink shame here. This is a safe space.

Ahh screw it.. Get the torches and pitchforks!

[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

No kink shame, but very concerned kink questions.

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