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[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Just use some plastic cover on the furnitures.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

"the only winning move is not to play". —WOPR

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Fun fact: The WOPR was an empty fridge box decorated with Christmas lights. I got to see it on set as a wee tot. My dad did all the computer graphics for Wargames.

Also another fun fact: the original prop for the WOPR still exists! It was sold at auction a couple years ago.

[-] XbSuper@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Amber, but I'm gonna turn the tables and shit in her bed first.

Jokes on you. That's her kink.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 20 points 1 year ago

I'm not certain who either of these people are.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

I'm jealous of you

[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

On the left we have Amber, Johnny Depp's ex-gf, that enjoys long walks on the beach and pooping on your bed when she's upset with you like an angry dachshund.

On the right, Will Smith's wife Jada Pinkett. Not sure where to start with her except to say I wouldn't trust her alone with your kids friends.

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

I just Imagined Johnny rubbing her nose in it saying "Bad girl, No pooping in Daddy's pillow!"

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

We don't need to know your kinks, thanks.

[-] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Amber Heard: Johnny Depp's ex-wife. There was a highly popularized court case recently where it was revealed that she was highly abusive toward Depp, both physically and mentally. In one case, she threw a wine bottle at him, resulting in one of Depp's fingers being smashed apart. He had to go to the hospital to get it repaired. After the divorce, she would claim (and still claims) that Depp was the abusive one in the relationship.

Jada Pinkett Smith: Will Smith's wife. People have been picking apart the relationship recently and have realized that Jada does not love Will Smith. In fact, it seems that Jada is doing everything in her power to humiliate Will. She has admitted, without any remorse or shame, that she has cheated on Will with her son's friend. And in interviews, she would constantly speak badly of Will. Despite this, Will appears unwilling to let Jada go, and appears to still love her

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[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Your should consider yourself lucky, but I'll do you the disfavour of explaining that Heard is Johnny Depp's ex who was clearly highlighted as a horrid, horrid person in a recent trial, while Smith is Will Smith's ex, who cheated on him with their son's friend and who also seems pretty horrid.

[-] Raxiel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Jada isn't Will's ex though, they're still married, she just acts like they aren't

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[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you think Amber is a 10/10 you got some issues. Or you just really love having someone shit on your pillow

edit: the number of heard simps in this thread is disgusting

They're talking about looks, obviously...

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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Is there a pre nup? How long do I have to stay married?

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Heard is hot so duh

Double murder suicide ftw

[-] Greggo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Heard the turd I guess.

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 4 points 1 year ago

Lazy meme. It can be anyone, anytime and any form of marriage.

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

She's not even close to a 10/10. In that picture, I wouldn't give her a 7/10.

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