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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago

He ain't called "partially functional" Data.

[-] negativenull@lemm.ee 62 points 2 years ago
[-] ClarkDoom@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Because he’s fully functional.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

AND ANATOMICALLY CORRECT

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Guys... Data doesn't have nipples.

(I know it's Lore but they're identical, shut up!)

Edit: also check out them buns of polyalloy bioplast!

[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago

Maybe this is why Lore is so ornery.

[-] LimitedExpress@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

Is it the mandula oblongata?

[-] lorez@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
[-] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

lol .... these comments also got me to thinking of the whole 'made in God's image'

What if God was a deformed or deranged version of whatever species he/she/it is

What if we're all just perfect copies of an imperfect original?

[-] LimitedExpress@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

I read something the other day about how christians will draw Adam and Eve with belly buttons..... Like, makes you think...

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The ships computer, Eddie, becomes unable to accept new processing requests because it is running at full capacity after being told to make "Tea, with Data's breast milk" by William Riker.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Eddies in the space -time continuum...

Well what's he doing there then?

[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago

I know it's a meme but there's an actual answer: because humans have them, and Dr. Soong wanted Data to feel human. That was the whole point of the project from what I understand.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

Imagine if Dr. Soong wanted to have a bit of fun and place a third nipple on Data's body just to mess people who would see him naked.

[-] Odinkirk@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Then he has a perfect excuse to hunt down Section 31 agents while trying to establish control of a new clean energy source. And he won't be fooled by an agent pretending to be a statue. Also he can assemble and disassemble his golden phaser faster than most people can blink.

Damn, I wish I had the writing chops to run with this.

[-] lorez@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

And Dr Han Fastolfe...ehm Soong

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 years ago

Computer ... give me a list of memes from 21st century earth

... Personal screen explodes ...

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Four hours after the inquiry the computer is still lagging just trying to collect it all.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

Red Alert!!!! ... Computer is diverting power from life support! .... the warp core is failing and being drained of power ... lights and control panels all across the ship start flickering and become non functional

[-] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago

Computer. Please list all of Commander Riker's search queries.

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 15 points 2 years ago

One is for tuning the radio

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

The other regulates body temperature

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

KRYTEN! One day we will have Jazz FM in the ready room

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I found the Pulaski.

[-] armus@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago

Data has nipples Greg, could you milk him?

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

They are programmed for maximum pleasure.

[-] PolPotPie@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

so tasha yar has something to pinch during the naked time

[-] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

There's a mastadon account called "rikers search history" that addresses this question

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago
[-] taanegl@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

There's no photo evidence of it I can find, and I've been given a good reason to search for "start trek data nipples". You all saw it. This was justified.

But seeing as some people are super insistent, I'll have to conclude that it's A CONSPIRACY!!!

Birds aren't real, the earth is hollow and Data has no nipples!

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

The burden of proof is on those claiming Data has nipples. Them's the rules.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago

I mean, I dunno, why does he have anything?
Why does he have a nose?

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

canonical answer? Vanity is practically a genetic trait of the Soongs.

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

Nipples are erogenous zones , Jim

[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

I just assumed they were for machine milk. I bet one is chocolate. Think about it.

[-] StraySojourner@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Vex milk like in Destiny 2 lmfaoooo

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[-] radix@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Dr. Soong is a narcissist. He created life in his image.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Tiny parabolic antennas.

[-] kleenbhole@lemy.lol 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have no evidence that he does

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 2 years ago

I'll do you one better: Where does Data have nipples?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'd like you to tell me how else you expect him to feed Lal.

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