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Weekend Decisions (slrpnk.net)
submitted 10 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

Get away from me with your pants Satan!

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No, it's "get your pants away and come with me, Satan <3."

[-] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Stealth !risa@startrek.website meme (the pic is from Star Trek: TAS).

[-] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

90s Steven Segal went a bit crazy with the spray tan

[-] Horik@artemis.camp 6 points 10 months ago

Are you me? This is literally the discussion I have with myself every weekend.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

I'm lying in bed with my dog contemplating this one right now. On one hand, I've got a fair bit of work to catch up on, but on the other, my wife is out of town for the weekend and I have the whole house to myself.

[-] Okkai@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Those are the best weekends. Do whatever you want until 1 hour before your wife gets home and then rapidly clean everything so it looks like you were productive.

[-] theotherone@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

Does visiting a dispensary count as getting things done ?

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Only if you put some pants on

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

And can count.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

Please answer soon. I'm about to go to the dispensary and would prefer not to wear pants, if it's an option...

[-] theotherone@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

Perhaps a nice tennis skirt?

[-] ensignrick@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And a respectable ascot.

[-] EmhyrVarEmreis@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago

A heroin dispenseary?

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Best I can do is put on my pants and cook food because food is pretty good.

[-] norbert@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

I did the dishes and sorted some clothes to donate this afternoon. Still in pajamas, but will go drop stuff off later. Going to a pop-up night market/carnival thing later tonight.

Smoking all day though.

[-] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

That sounds fun! Report back on how it was :)

Stay lifted.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Is this from Mormon Jesus? It looks like it's from Mormon Jesus.

[-] electrorocket@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

Naw, it's Star Trek: The Animated Series. I illegally downloaded this in 2000 on mIRC.

[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Or alternatively don't put pants on but still get stuff done

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Alright buddy boy here are your two options.

You can be a saint ๐Ÿ‘ผ Or you can be a grinch ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

Those are your two options. Choose wisely.

So what's it gonna be, huh? Huh? A saint ๐Ÿ‘ผ (sainte) or a grinch ๐Ÿ‘ฟ (grunch)

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml -1 points 10 months ago

Notice how both of those apples are being offered by the serpent. ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿค”

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