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Who would win? (feddit.de)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

There are two Garys inside you.

[-] ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

Tell them to Funk off I didn't consent to this wtf

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

A Gary divided against himself cannot stand.

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago

Dark Gary seems to know what he is doing. My bets are on dark Gary

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

Dark Gary hasn't spotted us yet. Light Gary has.

Or... maybe Dark Gary has spotted us and isn't letting on... fuuuuck...

[-] MooseLad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Dark Gary knows. You can just tell.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Inside you there are two wolves, and they're both Gary

[-] AAA@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

Dark Gary doesn't seem to care. Light Gary however seems to be looking out for you.

[-] Hyggyldy@sffa.community 3 points 1 year ago

Dark Gary does have a bit of a honey badger vibe.

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Dark Gary seems to have that dog in him

[-] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Unlike light Gary, who's in the dog

[-] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

A true battle of good Vs evil

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago
[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

He ain't got nothing on Pumpkin Gary.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 1 year ago

Light Gary.

Both are equally strong, but when they're gasping for their last breath, Light Gary has more friends to come save him. It is only statistically though. Something like 53/52. The difference being someone's great grandmother not thinking much of Dark Gary generel appearance.

Once again Light Gary is saved by decades old fashion advice.

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

The light is forever. The darkness is just for a moment.

[-] Here4CatPics@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

No matter who wins, we lose

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