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[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear, had wobbly windows on a cube in hs 15 years ago but did not obtain degree or career, plz advise.

Also holy shit its actually been 15 years, jfc. Am I old now?

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago

If you were in HS 15 years ago, you're definitely not old. Unless you've been there at a considerably later age or something.

[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 26 points 1 year ago

Windows XP users were so jealous of my 3d and jiggly desktop.

[-] thelastknowngod@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Fuck if this isn't the truth.. Saying this as a Sr. SRE with no degree or certs.

[-] mesamunefire@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

The burn up windows was so cool.

[-] Scrollone@feddit.it 9 points 1 year ago

You could also write on your desktop with fire!

[-] joshzcold@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Now you're doing pipelines forever. 😞

[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fortunately not really, in my case. I stay out of the pipelines game as much as possible and focus on systems that enable better and more obvious pipelines. And then sometimes go tune some pipelines but mostly I find them to be pretty atrocious UI and much too snowflakey.

"The build is failing. Does anyone know why the build is failing!? See, right here. It says the build failed. Can someone look into why the build failed. Why is the build failing??"

10 minutes later...

"Nvm. It was something I did."

[-] joshzcold@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Be me, the only one who knows how to read the ancient text of Jenkins log.

[-] Dianoga@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I also seem to be a member of the ancient society of log readers.

I really don't understand why membership is so exclusive. Deciphering log messages isn't always super easy but it usually isn't too bad.

[-] novakeith@links.dartboard.social 15 points 1 year ago

Damn that’s a trip down memory lane

[-] MurrayL@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I still remember the first time I saw the demo video where they flip a window around and write a note on the back of it. Blew my mind.

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I went to university with David Reveman. He did his master's thesis presentation about compiz (or actually glitz which was a precursor) as slides on the top of the cube, and everybody just assumed it was PowerPoint. Then when it was time for a demo he just flipped the cube around to the Gnome desktop. People's jaws dropped, it was amazing, 🙂

[-] noddy@beehaw.org 13 points 1 year ago

Its likely that I wouldn't use linux today if it weren't for messing around with compiz settings on school computers back when I was a teenager. Wobbly windows and desktop cube was such fun. I guess that's how we can recruit new linux users. Get them while they're young. "But does your windows laptop do this?" wobble wobble closing application by lighting the window on fire.

[-] h_a_r_u_k_i@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Haha your post made me reflect my journey. I had fun in college tinkering Arch Linux with i3. Now I'm an Infra Engineer (or DevOps Engineer, Platform Engineer, SRE, whatver) and still do the same job—keeping the system "reliable".

[-] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago

I've used Linux exclusively since '06 when I was the nerdiest kid in junior high, I ran Gentoo and various tiling wms until KDE plasma 5 got good.

I'm a coffee roaster now, and my nerdy friend that went on that journey with me is a musician and fashion model lol.

[-] zagaberoo@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago
[-] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Every time I get a new computer I still come back to see how fast it can emerge world.

[-] h_a_r_u_k_i@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

my nerdy friend that went on that journey with me is a musician and fashion model lol.

Maybe his/her experience in keeping the system simple and beautiful helped him/her recognise the passion in art.

[-] cheet@infosec.pub 6 points 1 year ago

Similar story for me, Ubuntu w/ wobbly windows and desktop cube in Jr High (I was a particularly nerdy kid), arch w/ i3 in HS and college, now I'm a DevSecOps Developer (engineer is a sacred term in Canada)

Learning to do naughty things to the WEP wifi around me is what led me to now doing penetration tests at my org.

Funny how goofing around on a computer as a kid can lead to careers and passions.

[-] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

I still have wobbly windows

[-] Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 year ago

And I still have the 3D cube (Desktop Cube GNOME extension).

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

I would say the first step is wanting to make a cool myspace page

[-] TeddE@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Wow, that's a blast from the past! Last release from April 2021, that's far more recent than I would have guessed!

[-] kratoz29@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wish I would have taken a career in something related to Linux as I have always loved it and used it to a degree (stopped a bit when I got my first Mac, but that was after the career ended anyway), but I did in administration and now I'm unhappy I liked the heck out of Compiz though.

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Sorry but can someone please explain? 3D cube? Wobbly windows? SRE?

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

SRE is Site Reliability Engineer. I think the other two are screensavers maybe? I'm trying to decipher this myself.

Ok I think those are some kind of virtual machines or containers after reading other comments lol.

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Aha - thanks.

I am on a desktop now and did some searching. I found this, which pretty much explains the OP's smaller domino, I guess: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QokOwvPxrE

[-] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah that's pretty much it. You had multiple virtual desktops that let you have different sets of windows up on each and when you switched between them it played this cool animation of them laid out in a cube that you rotated to the next face. Then the wobbly windows is exactly what it sounds like. They'd jiggle when you dragged them around or when you maximized them.

Ran like crap on my old laptop I used for school but my god it was necessary to have. Still brings a goofy smile to my face whenever I'm moving windows around today since it's a thing you can still do in Linux desktop environments. Had I not had my Comp Sci degree pursuits disrupted by chronic illness I'd likely have had a similar experience to OP.

[-] Blass_Rose@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

It ran at like 1FPS on my computer (got it up to like 10 with some performance toggles), but I totally still needed to have it on!

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I loved playing videos that popped out and wrapped around corners. How is this not a thing now? How is there no similar compositor?

[-] SixtyFour@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

There's Wayfire. The github says that's it's inspired by Compiz. I've never used either of these so I don't know how similar they are to each other. It is Wayland though so if you're not into that kindof thing it could not be for you.

[-] Blass_Rose@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

Nowadays we just have multiple monitors, and even windows supports multiple desktops with quick ways to change between them. Though I think the best thing to come out of that addition is the fact that waking up your computer doesn't mess up your window layout anymore. Like it does for a second, but then it fixes them all less than a second later. It was honestly one of my biggest gripes with having multiple monitors.

[-] SubWoofer@catgirl.pub 1 points 1 year ago

This is unironically true, just that i have yet to finish college

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