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[-] Cybermass@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago
[-] Screwthehole@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

It looks like blue cheese but for hamburgers

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

And might be if that display case is just room temp all day.

[-] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago

Not gonna lie, I'd totally try that

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

For me it's like green ketchup. My eyes could just never get passed how it looked.

However I reckon if you cooked this it would smell divine, and after cooking it would look a lot less rancid.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

Mincemeat can be meat ground up with dried fruit so this isn't too bad. It's the blue color that's off-putting.

I'd probably try it if it were bison or venison.

[-] LegendofDragoon@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, bison blueberry maple would probably be really good, I can see that.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Better with pork than beef.

[-] SWIM@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Berries and meat are a good combination

[-] Pxtl@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

Did a black bear post this?

[-] DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Probably would taste fine but the visual component is unsettling.

[-] Daqu@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago

Great to make a blue waffle burger!

[-] blazera@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

Folks that are oblivious to the fact they like sweet and savory.

[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

"Shit, boss, we forgot to load these beef patties into the fridge! They've been sitting out here for like a week!"

"Wait, I have an idea..."

[-] AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] snarbuckle@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Umbra@kbin.social -3 points 1 year ago

That's nasty, just what you'd expect from the food 'industry'. I get my ground beef from a small butcher shop, at least I know it's one animal.

[-] snarbuckle@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

nasty indeed. i just don't eat it at all ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why, you could even go and meet the creature you're abusing. Possibly trick her into loving you before you kill her! She's capable of loving you, but you're not capable of loving her. And you think you're superior.

[-] AngryHumanoid@reddthat.com -1 points 1 year ago

I found it too difficult to be a vegetarian, the closest I could get was being a vegetarian once removed: all the animals I eat are vegetarians.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Pemican burger?

[-] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

for a sec there i thought that was mold

[-] Coliseum7428@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

How would you know if there was? 🤢

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Took me a whole minute of going back and forth between the sign and the patty in disbelief before I figured out it wasn't mold.

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

WTF. Sounds disgusting.

[-] dudewitbow@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Why would they do this vs putting the maple blueberries in a sauce or buns.

[-] Proofofnothing@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

It doesnt look great but ive had blue berries mixed into sausage and it waa really good.

[-] iNeedScissors67@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

That's a fucking travesty.

[-] TheNanaimoBarScene@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

When I first saw it I was put off, but thinking about it once you cook it it will probably look less rotten and taste pretty good.

[-] thingsiplay@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago
[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

You should definitely heat it up to the suggested temp to make sure you kill whatever the blue shit is.

[-] aaronstc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Blueberry if the sign is to be believed.

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

That's precisely the joke. Distrusts that it's blueberries and instead suggests it might be something else. Like gobs of mold.

[-] dojan@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago

Blueberries don’t make this kind of colour, so this is food dye.

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

It is likely the blue skins ground in and not just the reddish juice stain

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