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The Libs of Lemmy love to complain about how Hexbear is both strong and weak, dying and yet still one of the top instances by post count. You know they look at Hexbear and are angry with our power but are powerless to stop it.

So it would be a funny bit to massively inflate our post count.

Okay don't go spam every thread that's probably not appropriate but instead post at least twice in this one and let's pump those posting numbers up.

If you need some ideas for things to post, try:

  • Your favorite emoji
  • A funny thing you saw this week
  • A word you like
  • A cool animal fact
  • Or something else

This reads like the Bit Idea Megathread.

Anyway that's the bit

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[-] context@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

we shall brigade ourselves! im-doing-my-part

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

no sectarianism, but we can talk about outdoor cats

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago
[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago
[-] ElectronNumberSeven@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

I've already been doing this for years.

[-] ElectronNumberSeven@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

When I want to add sometime I just reply to myself instead of editing the posting.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Pretty based if I'm honest

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago
[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

I double post all the time. Convention be damned. If I have 3 things to say I will make 3 posts. No one will stop me. I have never been moderated. I have never been downvoted. I take this as a clear mandate.

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago
[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago
[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

sir, this is a whataboutism, and amber would be angry

[-] AMBER_BOT@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago
[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Letting the bots do the work for you still counts

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Hedgehogs can fall from trees without injuring themselves because their lil spines are like soft springs to them!

[-] ElectronNumberSeven@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Hedgehogs

Springs

Holy shit is that a Sonic reference???

soypoint-1no-copyrightsoypoint-2

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

I was trying to find a video of a hedgehog falling from a tree and bouncing so that I could add the classic Sonic bo-ing sound effect to it but alas I couldn't find any.

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[-] context@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

now this is an infamous blt

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Whenever I hear the words "passive income" at work I have to try my best to not immediately start calling them a leech

I think the convention against multi posting made more sense when our sorting algorithm amounted to “sort by most recent reply” and that was it. We have a tree structure now. We have multiple algorithms with a bunch of math and shit stuffed inside. Let the old ways die.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Double post and triple post and quadruple post and more. Posting is praxis

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Care-Comrade we need more hugging and cuddling emojis

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

we need more hugging and cuddling ~~emojis~~

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[-] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago
[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Considering Miku's popularity I'm surprised we only have 2!

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Im watching bad anime and you cant stop me garf-chan

[-] GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

saying "rockstackers veganism amber Silver legion BasedBall volcel police PMC DSA KKKaren indoor cats whataboutism Parenti quote smuglord" is basically just the hexbear version of "skibbidi ohio W rizz sigma gyatt gyatt white boy goated with the sauce among us fanum tax"

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

volcel-vanguard

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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[-] raven@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's a strange notion that double posting is considered poor form in the first place. What if I have two unrelated things to say? Doesn't it make more sense to split those ideas into two posts?

Honestly who would care if I replied to a post 11 times with 11 different unrelated ideas?
Parallel, asyncronous communication is a thing to be embraced, and I would go so far as to say that we should just have massive mega posts years old and thousands of comments long about common topics instead of starting new ones whenever we have something new to add.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

It's a holdover from a time when it was poor form to bump things to the top in a forum.

Dumbass rules and etiquette is probably a good portion of why forums died actually. I think the most obvious example of this was telling people to "search" instead of just answering the question.

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[-] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Suburbanists are the fucking worst hitler-detector

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

At the gym yesterday on the treddi boi, rows of local and national News TVs. Every time I see that shit I draw closer to the conclusion that all news should be banned and we should only function on rumors, myths, and oral traditions. Also, everyone in the industry gets composted so they can contribute something positive to society.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Gonna play the psyops game by going full boy mode at a Israeli protest. So when chuds watch and seethe they won't think of trans people at all. Operant conditioning of being mad at someone without seeing a trans person will hopefully get them staying mad without registering our existence. think-about-it

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Oh no please don’t make the site better as a bit. Oh noooooooo

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago
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[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Give each and every post the ol' US Armed Forces double-tap! 🫡💪

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[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Got a new shower head yesterday, a nice Moen. Now I don't have to put a washcloth over the fitting to keep it from spraying out the sides. It's amazing how quiet my shower is now, I didn't know that the head made so much noise.

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[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago
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