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Janeway would back him up (startrek.website)
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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

Janeway would have flushed that guy right out the airlock and then suggested the Doctor expand his life experiences by coming up with a song with the country singer.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

She wouldn’t have wasted all that recycled protein, she’s got a crew to coffee’s.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Walks up to a replicator. "The rich. Medium well."

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Ew, gross.

Medium rare, at most.

[-] Veraxus@kbin.social 27 points 2 years ago

You are thinking of beef. The Rich are full of bacteria and parasites and should be thoroughly cooked before consuming.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Ohhhhh, are they like potatoes?

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

They're kinda gamey. It's a tough choice.

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

That's disgusting. Nothing more than medium rare, otherwise why bother

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago

*Consuming raw or undercooked the rich may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

Risk/reward is acceptable

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I've always fucking loved that moment when he calls out the romulans and Picard is like 'yeah true.'

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

"There's coffee in the rich..."

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

"Set phasers to 'Roast'"

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Toss his ass into the replicator recycling bin.

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