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[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago
[-] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

0 days until Mario steals your liver

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

What happens if you press cancel 1 second before the next day? Will it go to -1 days?

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Thats not an option

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Windows error sound

I wish most problems came with a Cancel button.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

Dang cancel culture strikes again...

[-] BeefPiano@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

71 hours remaining

[-] habanhero@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Mushroom shortage, gotta get the umami from somewhere.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

At least I can blame it on the little shit now and all these so called doctors can stop hassling me about my daytime drinking.

[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Gonna be ready this time, you little Italian bastard

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

better comply, or he will in addition to taking your liver make you deader

[-] zepheriths@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I am not scared of 5"1' man

[-] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He has a wrench and he is not afraid to use it.

[-] zepheriths@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

So scared 😨

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That "man" smashes bricks with his punches and can jump several times his own height in an instant.

[-] zepheriths@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He also loses half his height when he hits a brown mushroom

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

More than half. He becomes miniscule.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

He can have it. I'm not using it for anything.

[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

nah i gave it to luigi for safekeeping

the exe named "your liver" sweating

[-] ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

I survived the last one! Come at me Mario bro!

[-] jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

He can have it now, I don't need it

[-] snackette@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Just enough time

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